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【史上最悲催搞笑劫匪讲述作案过程，警察都笑场了】
【萝莉将来必成大器】
电梯里遇到一对吃棒棒糖的小伙伴。
小萝莉叼着糖对小正太说，我们把糖拿出来比一比，看谁剩的多好不好？剩的多的就给剩的少的吃。
小正太想了想说，好。
小萝莉嘴里就传来了咔咔猛咬的声音，然后拿出一根光棍说，我没剩了
小正太无可奈何地把糖交了出去...
【自行车有什么好检查的】
上班前我在车身四周来回走动。
老婆看到后问我：“你干嘛呢？”
我沉声道：“网上说了，开车前检查下车轮周围，说不定会有小动物在车轮里睡觉呢！”
她一巴掌扇过来：“你TM一辆自行车有什么好检查的？”
【不要再给你的孩子讲龟兔赛跑毒害下一代了】理由如下：
1，乌龟答应跟兔子比赛跑，它傻逼么？
2，乌龟看到兔子睡觉不提醒它，悄悄爬过去，你要教育给孩子什么观念？还记得那个第一名看错终点线提前停下，第二名提醒他然后甘愿排第二的外国人么？
3，你确定兔子睡一觉乌龟就能赢？
我们的课本上有太多这种机械的灌输式内容了，不要让下一代再被洗脑。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
