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【待你长发盘腰,拉屎可要注意了! 】


【万能语句“过完年再说吧!”】


【让你忘不了我】






【对不住了啊!】
我大学一哥们冬天从不洗脚,寝室人忍无可忍轮番教育,
最后在威逼下那哥们终于开始每天洗脚,
只是他洗脚用的脸盆是他平时洗脸用的,我们看的都无语,
但为了我们寝室人的安全没人提这茬,反正都洗脚了。
怀念大学的时光,哥们混的可好……

【我还想瘦5公斤呢】
酒吧里两个女人在聊天,一女说道,你最近怎么瘦了这么多,另一女回答,我是因为太难过了,我丈夫找了个小情人,女子劝其,赶快和他离了吧,该女子回答,不要,我还想再瘦五公斤。。瘦5公斤呢。。。

【同学都说我娘娘腔】
小表妹属于假小子的类型,有次lz给小表妹买个了粉红色滴小书包,

几天后,lz问表妹:有木有人说你滴书包好看啊,

表妹一边大口吃着面包一边很嫌弃的说:姐你以后别给我买东西了,

同学都说我娘娘腔!笑了我好几天!



【你太看的起你老公了】
有天和老婆探讨出轨的问题。我问:要是那天我出轨了你会怎么样?
老婆迷茫了一下。突然很兴奋的说:你最好找个不在她身上花钱的,
让她给你身上花钱。这样我每个月就不用给你钱了。
我只想说:老婆,你太看的起你老公了。
要是我有那本事也不会到28岁还没骗来一个愿意做我老婆的女人。

【北极熊】
一只北极熊孤单的呆在冰上发呆,实在无聊就开始拔自己的毛玩,一根,两根,三根,最后拔的一根不剩,然后他就冷死了。

【究竟是什么人】
“什么人?”王母娘娘正沐浴清洗,随着侍女一声娇喝,窗外有黑影闪过腾空而去。
王母身裹长袍走到窗前立即喊住正欲追出的侍女“不用追了,我已知是谁。”
侍女闻言顺着王母目光所向凝望,那本该是完好的窗纸,上面被人用润湿的手指戳破了三个洞!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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