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1.朋友家有小萝莉,有点可爱且调皮,有次被她老妈打PP时,很无辜的望着她妈妈说:“妈妈,我怕疼,以后我会乖乖听话了。”

然而她老妈也是语出惊人:“好吧,竟然你怕疼,那就垫东西隔着再打……”

小萝莉那个开心啊,说妈妈真好。

结果她妈妈撕了一张纸垫在她PP上时,小萝莉当场就哭了。

2.………小学时侯写毕业留言,一同学留言长大后想成为一名职业杀手~~现在靠杀猪为生…………志向很重要..


3.一次吃完晚饭,妈妈要爸爸洗碗,外公不要爸爸洗,说爸爸洗得不干净。妈妈非要爸爸洗,外公怎么也不让。突然爸爸说:"人在家没地位就是这样,都不知道该听谁

4.春节,小正太跟麻麻去姥姥家拜年,姥爷给了张红色大钞做压岁钱,小正太拿着钱对着灯光照了又照---------------------姥爷忍不住问“你在干嘛?”“我看看姥爷给我的钱是不是假的”(很无辜的说),姥爷没好气的说“你姥姥给你的钱咋不照?”“姥姥,姥姥不能干这事

5.今天我爸一进门就说给我买了一件新衣服,还说专门给我放暑假买的,我就高兴昏了。一看------------围裙!

6.发点我家小孩的趣事,宝宝小的时候刚会走,为了鼓励她,摔倒了我们就让她自己起来,某日在我家客厅摔倒了,我正准备过去鼓励她自己起来,奶奶过去了,说:宝宝,自己爬起来!”我家宝宝一直听我们说“自己起来”第一次听“爬起来”于是趴在地上思索十秒,然后手脚并用在地上爬行如飞……

7.昨晚上下班,我坐地铁4号线回家,下班晚,所以地铁里人不多,上去就找到座了。。。。哥哥,我不是故意的。。。。我旁边坐着一位邋遢男,穿着大沙滩裤衩大吊带背心大拖鞋,到了西单,邋遢男起身要下车,没想到他那大裤衩一部分被我坐屁股底下了,他一起身,裤衩就这样被扒下来了,尼玛当时邋遢男那幽怨的眼神我真忘不了。。。。

8.昨天去ATM取钱,今天才发现有个半张的。钱包里没找到残骸,估计取出来就这样吧……刚才去银行换,说不给换,我说就在你们门口取的,结果,她从抽屉里找出半张 给我拼上了……

9.那次报团去乌镇游玩,有一景点参观道观…………排队拿属相签,再一个一个由道士解签,到我的时候,道士看了看面相,说了一句让我很是惊醒的一句话:施主,把前门拉上吧………………

10.今天晚上在洗澡(我洗澡时都是拉下窗帘,开着窗户),听到楼下几个小孩子在玩耍。
其中一女孩子说:我是华妃娘娘!另外一个女孩子说:我是鹂妃娘娘!正在我准备笑时,听到一个小男孩说了句:我是皇后娘娘,都给我跪下。。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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