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1.这个同事挺有钱,时不时就有人问他借一点应急什么的。每次人家借几十块百来块的,他都从钱包拿出五百。大家都觉得这人有钱又帅还大方。结果有一次我也忘记带钱,找他帮忙。他依旧甩出五百,我说不用那么多。他直接回答,少了你们会忘记还我也不好意思要。

2.吃过饭在家称体重,我爸说:养了你二十年还没有80斤,养只猪不知道要肥成什么样了。还不如养只猪。
顿时觉得自己被鄙视了。
我妈淡淡的说:你这只猪养了五十几年还不是才120多斤。。

3.再来一个,爱过不过......记得几年前,我陪着老爸一起看世界杯,看NBA,老爸自豪的说:以后谁娶了我闺女,多幸福,能有老婆陪着看球赛......如今,当我一个人半夜对着电视等看欧洲杯,旁边是睡的香甜的老公,我只想流泪告诉老爸:爸,老公我找了,可是他不看球,还拒绝陪我看球啊!!!

4.早上一50多岁阿姨边吃烧饼边等公车,车来了阿姨拼命拿烧饼往刷卡机上刷,司机大哥淡定地说:"阿姨,烧饼不行换油条试试"

5.朋友家有小丫头一枚,不爱去幼儿园,某天早上一睁眼就问:”爸爸,爸爸,你说哭能解决问题么”。。。他爸说:你哭也得去幼儿园。。。。这丫头就不说话了。。。

6.今天和朋友在乍浦老街闲逛,看见从路边店里跑出一个四, 五岁的男孩手里拿一装饰用葫芦对准街上正在走路的四个男非主流,大吼一声,, 妖孽看我收了你们,,

7.今天早上起来到江边散步,看到一个水上人家的大姐抱着一个大概两岁的赤裸男孩扑通一小丢下水然后捞起,拿块肥皂把小孩全身抹匀再扑通丢下水再捞起,毛巾擦干帮小孩穿衣服,动作一气柯成,我在岸上看得满头黑线,大姐你在洗菜嘛

8.今天买了桶面,打开的时候里面有一个卤蛋,室友大喊,我要卤蛋,卤蛋。。。这时,上铺传来一个声音:看来撸管已经不能满足你了,要撸蛋?

9.夏天到了,裙子短裤各种秀,有些裙子裙摆有两层~~~~~差不多就行~~~~~琢磨着自己两层裙摆吓吓一朋友,走到跟前说你看,大幅度掀起裙子,尼玛动作过大把里面那层也带起来了,把人家纯情小伙吓得手上冰淇淋都掉了。。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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