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昨天我穿戴整齐，拿着全套设备去球馆打羽毛球，你能想象从球包里掏出一个电蚊拍的心情么……
2.去年做风力发电机测试的时候，在内蒙乌拉特后旗的某个小镇上，项目做完之后全部人员杀向小镇唯一的一个火锅店吃散伙饭，结果把店里能吃的都吃完了，连方便面都吃完了。
老板说慢慢吃，我这还有海鲜。
在我们无比激动的等待后，老板端上来半盆子海带
3.…………今儿天气不错出门遛弯，看到一老太太摔倒在地，一哥们上前扶起老太太二话没说、撒腿就跑…………
4.刚刚发生的，早上在一早餐店吃早餐，对面桌坐着一个七八岁的小胖子，吃相有些搞笑，忍不住来回的多看了几眼，g潮来了，那小家伙发现了我在不停看他，警惕的望了我几眼，立即伸手把他原本放在桌上用来付款的五元大钞紧紧的攥在手里，，，，靠，，小胖子，哥至于吗？
5.这是我在一次饭局上听说的：某大哥，年近五十，好喝酒，好交友，为人实在人缘不错，唯独回家跟青春期的儿子合不来，爷儿俩关系紧张。话说某日该大哥散了酒局回家，叫过儿子指示：打从今儿开始，你就别管我叫爸了，叫大哥吧!真是的，我在外面那么多哥们儿，怎么就整不利索咱爷儿俩这关系?这回咱按哥们儿处处试试，我就不信了!
6.刚和哥们在路边看到很多芒果树，看着青芒几乎挂满枝头。
他说弄几个下来试试味道如何，只见他一阵助跑，火急火燎冲过去，蹦起来摘了片叶子就跳路边的沟里去了。
7.朋友对我说：不想做律师了。问其何故，答：“因为当事人的一句话——我就是没钱才请你们律师的，如果有钱，我就直接送钱了。
8.刚才吃了饭和老婆下去散步，看见路灯下倆老头下棋，杀的很high，但是棋盘上放了几瓣大蒜不知道干嘛的。。。。过一会看见输了的要吃一瓣。。。。大爷你们太狠了
9.骑电车走在路上，前面一妹纸，边骑电车边讲电话。。。从妹纸身边驶过，身后传来妹纸的声音：“哎呀！不跟你讲了，我被超车了！”
10.公车上特挤，结果有个猥琐男不停地撅屁股，闺蜜站在他后面，多次咳嗽未果，闺蜜暴走之，大声道你这屁股撅着是等着姐用阳伞给你爆菊还是怎地
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
