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1.室友想从床上直接跳去对铺,结果目测距离失误一个大劈叉掉下去了....她在地上痛苦的打滚华丽丽的来了句:还好老子不是处女了,不然膜都摔飞了...
2.今天晚上回宿舍路上听到的,,,,本来就短割了更好........一对男女,女的说你朋友XXX占我便宜,摸我MM了,,男的听后大怒说;他妈的这么快就来报仇了
3.同学打点滴,旁边只有弟弟在,打完了,同学让弟弟给他拔针,弟弟没经验,以为拔针要慢慢的拔,便一点一点往外抽针头…这不是g潮…同学估计是疼了了,喊了一声,你干什么呢,结果弟弟把针头又扎回去了…
4.在咖啡馆里。听到旁边那桌两位女士在看微博。好像是看到了可爱小宝宝的照片,都很激动。
A:“哇!好可爱的小男孩,我也好像要一个!!”
B:“你连男朋友都还没呢。别做梦了→_→”
A:“那你生一个给我玩玩呗→U→”
B:“。。。。。。”

这时男服务员走了过来,问:“请问两位女士,需要我帮忙吗?”
5.朋友有痔疮,在寝室穿裤衩可哪溜达,一个屁,裤衩红了一片,世界安静了,突然一个平时就沾点二的朋友风风火火的跑了过来,大声喊到,我操,你他妈的来事了
6.今天去宾馆开房,前面一哥们与收银MM的对话。。
“艹!怎么又涨价了?”
“先生,今天是节假日。”
“清明节关你们鸟事?你们开的是宾馆还是殡仪馆啊?!”
7.早上老公和公公去上坟,居然端一个大火锅!还说让祖宗换换口味。好吧,我被秒杀了
8.和女网友在Q上各种挑逗。说的很火辣。她说有些难耐了,gc来了她回句别再逗了,我是她妈妈。
9.一句话,朋友做梦,梦到和妹子打麻将赢了200块钱,然后又用这200块钱把那个妹子给上了!
10.看剑一人祭祖,手里拿着三根香火,嘴里叼着字根香烟:“各位烈祖烈宗,今天是清明,保佑孙子我今年有个媳妇,有个好的前程。至于车啊房啊,暂时不要给你们太大压力了,这年头,做鬼也不容易,我很理解。好了,我们明年在详谈此事吧。尚飨!”

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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