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1.上周东莞一个哥们参加电视相亲节目。主持人问他:场上24位女嘉宾你最心仪哪一位?该男扫视场上24位女生两遍后,随口说:能否叫妈咪再换一批···

2.昨天和初中班主任电话聊天,聊到他以前去监考
说俩孩子前后传小条,被老师发现了。老师走到他们旁边,也不是想抓现形,只是作为警告提醒一下,于是那俩孩子就不敢动了。眼看交卷时间要到了,其中一孩子突然眼泪汪汪的对旁边老师说:”老师,求求你让我给他讲几个答案吧,要不。。。要不。。。要不他就会不及格的。。。”另一孩子突然大义凛然的站起来,把没怎么写的试卷往讲台上一方,慷慨说道:”XXX,不要哭,我已经交卷了!我先走了!记住,我们是一辈子的好朋友!!”老师说顿时他感觉年轻真好,可以各种乱来。。。乱来。。。

3.“同学,对连上七天课有什么感想吗?”“可以说家乡话不?”“可以的”“不晓得哪个瓜娃子哈麻批想出来嘞这个锤子政策,他懂个铲铲啊,日他仙人板板!~”“这个是什么意思呢?”“就是好好学习,天天向上

4.爸妈很爱演,一次和妈妈撒娇:我:妈妈我怎么来的?我妈:下载的。我:…… 我爸:我上传的我上传的!我:……

5.一小孩回家问爸爸,富贵不能淫是什么意思,爸爸想了想,然后说:大概是说富贵这个人有病吧。

6.公园的草坪插着一块牌子,写着:“禁踩草坪,违规者罚款一元。”
一位常客发现,比原来罚款少了,于是问服务人员:“现在油价什么的都涨了,为什么罚款降低了呢?以前不是罚款五元吗?”
服务人员:“五块没人踩。”

7.老公在厨房杀鸡,待客的妻子喊:鱼煎好了吗?   老公不耐问:杀鸡煎鱼先干哪个?   妻喊:先煎后杀!客大惊,妻改口:煎完再杀!

8.
公交车上,突然一男人手里的手机响起了铃声,铃声挺恶搞的

"爷爷,爷爷.内孙子又来电话了."
"爷爷,爷爷.内孙子又来电话了."
车里的人只有一半在笑,
在等到半分钟后,只见车里大部分人都看向那人了,
都在纳闷,你倒是接呀,炫耀自己的彩铃是多么的个性?
然后那男人很纠结的按了接听键:"喂? 爸~!"
结果车里的人都笑了

9.两个小学生一男一女吵架,结果惊动了家长,双方的家长和老师都在场,那小女孩恶狠狠的对小男孩说,你不是说**妈吗,我妈来了,有本事你操啊。

10.当年大学政治老师是个正宗的背时马列主义老太太,擅长下课后点名!一次讲到发展是硬道理那章节,来了劲头,说:“谁能用发展造个句啊?”都是大学 生,自然没人主动举手,老太居然煞有介事的点名,搞得像小学生似的。一个两个也就罢了,她老人家一口气点了一排。这时一个平时内向的女生看不下去了,嗖得 站起来:“我来造一个!”
  
  老太很高兴:“好,这位同学很积极!”
  
  “我家的沙发展开就是一张床!”
  
  一秒沉默后,全场掌声雷动!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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