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1.本人男,一同事兼舍友也是男的,此男特别小气,香烟抽我的,我一天一包多的烟,起码被他抽掉半包多。洗发水,沐浴露,洗衣粉什么的,从来不买,全用我的。宵夜从来都是我买单,这些我从来没说过什么,反正他把我的东西全当成他的了,借用从来都不打声招呼的。每个月最少也得找我借一两百块,基本没还过我钱,我也没催他还过钱,只要开口了我都会借给他,可泥马今天他打了我,不就是昨晚借他女朋友用了一晚上,至于么。
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昨天我把男朋友打哭了
3.记得一次老师让我们自己出考试卷,然后同学互相交换考试,我故意把选择题答案全部出成C,然后一个女生做我的卷子时,选到一半不敢选了……
4.大家有没有过这种心情:看见一个美女做很普通的工作就觉得她还不如去做小姐,看见小姐很漂亮就觉得她去干什么不好
5.一句话,男朋友戴套套把自己戴射了···
6.。。。前面一辆宝马,开车的是个妹子,后面跟着一个皮卡,块红绿灯了,到路口,刚好黄灯,那妹子直接刹车,当然了,你们懂的,皮卡没反应过来,再加上刹车不如人宝马快,果断撞上了,其实要是个爷们开那宝马,黄灯也就闯过去了,那皮卡就这么想的。然后那妹子走下车来,看车撞了,蹲地上就哭。那皮卡里的少年出来愣了,扶着那妹子说,妹妹你别哭了,该哭的是我。。。
7.在地铁上遇到一扒手,很菜,他把手伸我左边裤兜里捞了半天都没着落,于是我只好回头无奈地说:哥们,手机在右边,请你放开我的JJ。
8.哥是取向很正常一男生,但不知道为嘛我们年组有三个男生追我,有两个还是一个班的!我都不知道该怎么拒绝了,话说狠了怕伤到他们,不说狠了还总缠着我,我就那么像基友么?
9.在路上,一辆大拖拉机向前行驶,可能是车上的东西违章了,前面交警站在路中间大喊停下,只见拖拉机司机站起来,一手扶着方向盘,一手挥舞着,大喊走开,走开,没有刹车。交警立马跑了!我想说,大叔您威武
10.一句话不割,每次学校军训后总有那么一两个女生会和教官有说不清道不明的关系

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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