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话说有一日在酒店看一女女(不是服务员),长的特好,就上去撩她,问:美女,这里掉了个男朋友,是不是你的?美女幽幽的看看了他一眼说:你的性格姐喜欢,但是姐不喜欢你的性别! 性别!!!回去后这哥们一个星期都没想通...

在飞机上,我超级无聊的靠着窗,手有一下没一下的敲着内舱壁。后面一个小孩子很气愤的:“妈妈,那个叔叔在打飞机!!”手顿时僵住……几十年来第一次打飞机还被众人围观……

小学的时候,有一回,同桌借给一盘录像带。回家看的时候,看到有一行字是“18岁以下的青少年,请在父母的陪同下观看”,然后赶紧跑去找父母。后来,差不多整整一个星期鼻青脸肿中渡过。——这就是听话的孩子的下场!

跟女友在排队等蛋挞出炉,我站她后面,看她牛仔裤后袋里的超薄装露出来了,伸手过去想帮她塞回去,就在这时,旁边一位大妈,冲上来就给了我一耳光,大义凛然的骂道:“死流氓,大白天的占人家便宜呀!”这不是GC,GC是女友转身后不但不帮我解释,顺势也给了我一耳光!

某三十多岁的老姑娘对我说:她现在每天出门前都会祈祷,地铁上有人会趁挤摸她两把。然后她就回头对那男人说:这么有兴趣,不如认识一下吧。最后悲哀地发现,那人不过是刚吃完煎饼,在她身上抹手...

初中时一同学家里是卖花圈的,一天班主任开班会告诉说班主任老妈病危了,他要回家照顾,然后就是各种嘱咐,正当老师在那滔滔不绝时。我班那哥们站起来十分严肃的说:老师,你买我们家的花圈吧……花圈...

看了十多年今天才知道阿笠博士是姓阿笠名博士。十多年一直以为博士是他的职业有木有!和我一起膝盖中箭的童鞋默默顶了吧!

老萨,老卡和老金坐火车,走着走着突然停了。老萨对着司机怒吼:我要枪毙你!火车没动;老卡说:我给你黄金!火车还是没动;老金说:同志们,不如我们拉上窗帘,在座位上摇动身体,做出火车还在前进的样子...

弟弟卖了肾买了ipad3,然后果断身体不行了,于是哥哥把自己的肾移到了弟弟身上,当然哥哥身体不行了…家里没钱了,弟弟成为了ipad3愤怒的小鸟世界冠军,卖了IPAD3连奖金一起为哥哥移了个肾,当然这肾是弟弟当初卖掉的,兄弟俩抱头痛哭…这个剧本的名字就叫《削肾客的救赎》

以前以为ipad是个数组,现在发现是个类。

三八节女同事都放假了,我去客串前台,打开前台的电脑,用远程桌面登录我的电脑,给前台的QQ发了一条:【忙吗?】,然后退回前台电脑的桌面,用前台的QQ给我回了一条【呵呵】。——论屌丝的最高境界。

据说某地幼儿园升小学试题:有1到9九个数,请问是按什么把它们分成1,3,7,8;5,9;2,4,6,三类呢?好吧,我承认我想了一会儿….

”妈我最近在追一个姑娘” “哪个学校的啊,家在哪啊,父母干嘛的啊?” “不知道,她抓起我的钱包,跳上一个摩托车跑了,我追了,没追上。“

把扣扣签名改成是“我爱你 老婆”,这时很多人都问我是不是陷入热恋了,但大部分人还是坚持认为我被盗号了,其实真相是我把空格打错了位置。当我把签名改回:“我爱 你老婆”后,大家都说,就是这货,没错。

女人最性感的十个瞬间:1 隐约露出丝袜的蕾丝花边;2 在深邃的夜里点燃一根淡淡的香烟;3 双手有意无意交叉放在胸前;4 沐浴之后头上湿漉漉的水滴涟涟;5 神情地注视着你的双眼;6 娇柔地躺在心爱的男人枕边;7 丈夫回家之后做好一桌的饭;8 刚起床之后衣冠不整让人浮想联翩;9 穿着自己心爱男人的宽松衬衫;10 在爱人面前前狂野十足地把被子一掀。
男人最性感的十个瞬间:1 刷碗2 刷碗3 刷碗4 刷碗5 刷碗6 刷碗7 刷碗8 刷碗9 刷碗10 和老婆说:放那吧,我刷碗。

常有人说“女人的黄金年龄很短,只有22—26岁,男人就不一样,到了30,40岁照样不着急”。其实男人的黄金年龄更短,只有16—18岁,在这段时期的他们,长得帅会有人喜欢,打球厉害会有人喜欢,学习好会有人喜欢,玩乐器会有人喜欢,但到了30岁以后只要他没钱,就很少有人喜欢了!

跟一朋友去外面玩,口渴去买水,然后他朋友看卖水的妹子比较可爱,想调戏一下,就上前竖起了右手中指,然后说:一瓶矿泉水。妹子看到这个,脸就红了,不知所措,然后GC来了,突然另一个卖水的妹子走过来对此男竖起了两支手的中指,并说道:两块钱…

有一天上完课了,实习老师:“下课”;班长:“起立”;老师:“老师再…”瞬间,坐在前排的我们窘迫了!

简短不割,同桌上课睡觉被自己的屁震醒了,还骂了我一句没素质……

今天有一个哥们兴奋的告诉我,他已经在他心仪已久的姑娘的备胎名单上名列前茅了,我幽幽的回了一句,万一人家是摇号呢?

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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