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1、弟弟上幼儿园,我问他同桌是谁?他说是吴敏。我说吴敏漂亮吗?他说漂亮,是他们班最漂亮的。我说那你们上课说话吗?他说,我从来不和她说话。我说为什么?他说,你傻啊,说话的话老师会给调开的!!宝贝儿,你确定你只有5岁吗????!!!!

2、今天上思修课,是大课两个班在一起上的,老师讲到男女择偶观,一班一妹纸站起来回答说喜欢诚实勇敢,有上进心,不喝酒不抽烟等等的。我们班一萌妹纸接一句:我滴妈呀,这是要奔着我爸去的呀!我们全班凌乱了。

3、表姐有3岁小正太一枚,正在上幼儿园,老是说同桌是他女朋友,很漂亮…表姐有些吃醋,问道,你同桌漂亮还是妈妈漂亮?小正太说我女朋友漂亮…表姐生气道,我不喜欢你同桌…正太一脸无所谓的样子,我喜欢就行!

4、坐火车遇到的,妹子没的割快到总站时,一群穿着厨师服装的人拖着行李箱从车厢经过,我旁边的大叔嗖的站起来拉住一个,你们就是做饭的吧?这么难吃还要二十块一个!你对得起这身衣服波???

5、六小龄童下午来我们学校了,他演讲的第一句话就是说:“刚我在外面的时候有人叫我六老师,还有叫我六小老师,这也就算了,可喊我孙老师的什么意思”

6、朋友家里有一个上二年级的小朋友,一日小朋友说和xxx绝交了。问其原因,答曰~我见他打C.S,打开了队友伤害,由于一直输,没钱买枪,他竟然伤害队友,就为捡枪。跟电脑都如此,更何况人?见利忘义,背后下刀,此人,不可交。

7、话说高三时候的一糗事,晚自习时候班里一对情侣跑到楼道拐角处卿卿我我,被副校长大人逮个正着,报到班主任那里,第二天班主任开班会說马上就要高考了!男生听着!高考完了爱咋闹咋闹!現在难受了就抱着树蹭蹭!!!蹭蹭!蹭!

8、都说狗狗记得很久没回家的主人!怎么我家的狗狗这么笨那?我在外面上学半年后回家!他对着我叫!吼的那叫撕心裂肺啊!我站那不动看着它!吼了一会不吼了!它也站那和我对视半分钟有余!然后摇尾巴晃头跑过来!舔舔我! 草,你想起来了!

9、老婆心脏不好,最近心跳很快,要陪她去做检查,她死活不去,知道为什么吗???她说,胸小,做心电图,会给你丢脸!

10、东北的这个季节,貂皮大衣广告铺天盖地女:老公,你什么时候给我买貂啊?
男:你回家让你妈给我蒸200个馒头,我上山给你抓去
女: .............

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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