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1.刚看到说清明烧苹果手机怕老祖先不会用的,祭祀店老板说了,乔布斯已经下去教了,你们还瞎操心什么呀?
2.一句话,知道“黑木耳”这个词的当天,洗澡的时候我拿了个镜子…
3.我朋友认识一个清洁工,已婚,6年前嫌工作累,辞了,剃度出家,当了假和尚,收入翻番;不久后换了个庙,混上了执事,收入翻番;过了两年,原主持退休,他接任,月入过万;去年,承包了一个新庙,雇了一个主持和方丈,自己还俗,买车买房,年入百万;如今,正在考虑寺庙连锁事宜…….
4.【什么叫互粉?】雷锋说:“读毛主席的书,听毛主席的话,照毛主席的指示办事,做毛主席的好战士”。毛主席批示:向雷锋同志学习。
5.用户名叫「高富帅官二代」,许多同学都说六个字里只有一个字才是真实的我。。。
6.我一朋友帮一大龄女青年介绍相亲, 男方问女方详细情况,朋友HLL来了句:“三十年老逼,经典窖藏,未曾开封,入口陈香幼滑,让你回味无穷~~ ”据说那男的当时就喷了…
7.一句话公交车上听的,某男接电话突然声音高起来:什么!?你要做我女朋友!?那我男朋友怎么办!
8.早上和老婆AA。。。割了吧,留着也没用。。。。AA的时候老婆说换个姿势,我说“别动,不用换,已经结束了……”
9.本人女,胸部很迷你,本着乐观的生活态度,一直自嘲为平原……可是,可恨的是寝室那群娘们非要让我相信那是盆地!好吧,妖精们,你们赢了!
10.我有一朋友,有点二。身上没钱,狗胆贼大的居然去坐车,司机师父说你投个游戏币也就罢了,你投个奶片什么意思???


1.割割割。。。问:你愿意娶女优苍井空还是
处女凤姐?答:废话,你是愿意和人
分着吃蛋糕呢,还是独享一坨屎?有木有,有木有。。。
2.我175,我妻子178,她是白人,日常交流用西班牙语.
今天一起去买衣服,我刷的卡,她旁边的俩大妈以为她不会说中文,偷偷说:"哟,这二奶是老外啊."给妻子听到了.
妻子转过头回她们一句:"不是,我包养的他."又转过头跟我说:"来,给妞我笑一个."
我竟然反应不过来,HLL的给笑了....
妻子摸摸我的头说:"好二奶!"

3.发一个刚刚发生的,还热乎着............割了吧......这几天学校一直时不时的停水,一哥们大晚上的洗澡,洗了一半就没水了,哥们就爆F了,大吼了一声:“包租婆,没水了”。gc来了,对面女生宿舍不知怎么就听见了,一女生来了一句“交房租”.............
4.
我老公追我那会,他可是有胸肌、腹肌,各种肌各种身材好~几年过去了,他只剩下…小JJ了…
5.你能想象曾经的心中女神在KTV当公主,而且还互相认出对方是的心情么......
6.一句话:包掉地上被车轧了,能碎的全碎了,除了诺基亚
7.室友一边看岛国动作片,一边三国杀,音效是这样的,哦哦哦,啊,无懈可击!雅蠛蝶,下次注意点!一哭,,啊 啊,,容我三思。。。
8.刚才去上厕所,站起来提裤子的时候口袋里一个一毛钱硬币掉了出来,掉在离着隔板四五厘米的地方,我打算提上裤子再捡,结果一只手从隔壁伸了过来把硬币摸走了!!!!
9.一句话不歌…一朋友说一胖MM,你这丝袜都穿出网袜的感觉了…
10.我一同学的微信签名:竖起中指是一种生活态度、使用中指是一种生活方式!

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In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

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Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


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The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

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The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


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