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1.今天因为买家具而去抽奖。。。。手机割割。。。。因为是抽奖,所以没怎么重视,就让老爸去玩玩,结果老爸给抽了个4s回来,回来后我一看就hold 不住了,那个兴奋呐~老爸却一脸埋怨,这什么手机嘛,后盖又打不开,还不给第二块电池的………
2.今天领儿子去动物园玩,不知道1岁半的儿子用什么语言跟猴子交流,只听见叽歪几句后,猴子从地上捡起块饼干,要递给儿子。
3.据说两男一女走在街上,三个人都会觉得自己是电灯泡~~
4.
男友家有四岁小妹妹一枚,一天发现柜子上的感冒药没了,马着脸把她叫过来…
男友:你拿我的药了?
妹妹:我真的没拿
男友:拿了几盒?
妹妹:两盒
男友:你扔掉了?
妹妹:没有扔
男友:扔哪了?
妹妹:厕所垃圾桶
…………
5.我想吧:把小孩送出国外,怕对不起祖宗。不送吧,又怕对不起小孩。
6.跟舍友逛街(舍友是个假小子,板寸头- -),被大妈拦下。
大妈问我们要开房么。。
舍友默默说:阿姨,我是女的。。。
大妈说:哦,现在时代果然变了啊,男的长的像个姑娘(指我,我长发,扎马尾- -),姑娘倒是打扮的像个男的(指舍友)
我幽怨的解释:阿姨,我是女的。。。。。
大妈愣了一下,继续说:没事,别看大妈年纪大,但是跟得上时代,大妈不歧视槑
7.晚上看<非诚勿扰>,老公hll的说了一句,真不知道这种破鞋展销会有什么好看的......
8.我哥去青岛考山东公务员,考完也没消息,今天才知道,考试头天晚上叫了个服务人员,结果被抓进去了,刚放出来,我爸上去就一个耳光:还没当官呢,就特么享受当官的待遇!
9.背景小姨子最近跟老婆有点闹情绪……刚刚晚上小姨子来我家吃饭,穿了条齐x小短裙。老婆问她这么晚穿这么短给谁看,小姨子不假思索的来了句“给我姐夫看的……”,我瞬间堡垒了!!!
10..上小学的时候,喜欢玩小葫芦,上课的时候偷偷在下面玩,不巧却被老师发现,问我在干什么,我不知道哪来的勇气,gc来了,我把葫芦对着他,说了一句:收。。。

1.爸爸讲的:
以前他们村有个人卖油条,
炸的好,舍不得卖,自己吃了;
炸的不好,卖不出去,又自己吃了
2.
当年还是15、16岁的时候带5岁表妹出去玩,大过年的到一烟花店这货干净利落的喊了声“妈妈,我要买这个!”,我一激动,脑子短路回了句“在外面不要叫我妈妈!”一想不对又大吼一句“叫姐姐!”。妹妹眼里噙着泪水怯怯的喊了声姐姐……至今忘不了烟花店老板的眼神……
3.中午和女朋友去学校门口的眼镜店买眼镜,老板在给女友测度数,然后我就在边上跟老板娘侃大山。突然老板娘说,你把你眼镜拿下来我看看。我拿下来给她,她就瞄了一眼,问道,你这多少买的啊。我答,两百多点。老板娘轻蔑得笑了笑,这框子这片子,我一百五就能卖你,被宰了噢同学。



。。。。。。。。。我要不要告诉她我就是被她宰的
4.同事怀孕7个月嘴巴变大了。我想了好久的说。。。
5.…哥哥我爱你…有次同事们一起玩,一女同事模仿美少女战士说“我代表月亮消灭你”,一男同事悠然回道“我代表太阳日死你”…那女同事瞬间脸通红
6.一句话不割~话说男生叫撸管,那女生是不是就叫柔道?
7.老爹对老妈说:“我终于证实,其实我是你失散多年的亲哥!” 老妈一脸茫然中,一时手足无措! 这时,老爹突然指着我骂道:“不然怎么会生出这么个白痴!”
8.朋友的QQ签名......
充话费送手机的年代已经过去,加油送汽车的年代即将来临
9.近代史老师讲:"梁启超在17岁娶妻之后,曾以为岁月就这么平静的过去了,直到他遇见了............康有为"。。。。。。总觉得哪里怪怪的~
10.南孚电池一节更比六节强!可大家没发现它比七节还贵么?

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