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1.全校停水俩天,第二天我发现班里好多女生我都不认识了。
2.看电视,亲热戏------哥我爱你------问老公,男演员下面如果有反应了的话,对女演员多不尊重啊。。。老公想了想,说,没有反应才是对女演员的不尊重。。。。。。
3.前几天,全国人大代表、重庆市委书记薄熙来表示:重庆卫视会继续禁止插播商业广告.昨晚重庆新闻联播头条是薄熙来被中央免去职务的消息。30分钟的新闻结束后,电视上出现了一条酒类广告.
真是商场如战场呀
4.经过老师的一席话,我明白了一个道理:三分天注定,七分靠打拼,剩下90分在老师那里。。。
5.下午考英语!信心百倍!我们班那英语科代表被我两个甜筒收买了。然后考试的时候我拿着她递给的纸条抄的欢,还给了好几个哥们!
考完后,那姐们告诉我甜筒她不要了!我那厚道的说答应不能不给!她却低着头说,有一题她一时没确定对不对!我笑了,没关系就一题,我能承受。她也笑了,可是我抄的时候就跳过去了,你没跳!
6.背景:2012上海成人展...................................某同学qq签名换成了:今天和加藤鹰握手了,瞬间感觉撸了N多女优.
7.今晚突发奇想跑室友床上睡觉 和室友一起睡 结果 这哥们悠悠的来句........我还没准备好 哥似乎懂了些什么 果断爬走
8.去年我生了一个兔宝宝,昨天我同学也生了,给我发短信说生了个小龙女。……………………歌唱祖国……………………
我和老公说,人家龙年生的可以叫小龙女,咱家兔年的儿子叫兔什么,老公约:兔崽子。
9.前天在群里聊天呢,应该木有人发过……一女女道,几个月没有x生活了,都快变处女了。另一女问,长回去了?底下女女暴强接话,结蜘蛛网了吧~蜘蛛网~网~
10.一次,我和女友在外面玩,路过当地民政局!
。。。。。。割掉背景。。。。。。
她突然问我:“为什么结婚证是红色的呢?”
我很二逼的说了句:“婚姻有风险,结婚请谨慎。”
她很不甘心的又问“为什么离婚证是绿色的呢?”
我回答到:“珍爱生命,远离婚姻。”

1.结婚很多年了,新买的笔记本上偶然在QQ登陆框内看到一陌生号码,然后复制,登陆自己的QQ,打开空间粘贴,空间加密,问题是最爱的人的名字,我输入我的各种名字、外号,都进不去,输入老婆前男友的名字,打开了,我立马删除记录,悄悄关上笔记本,匿了
最爱的人不是我
2.一个当兵的朋友说的: 训练逮到一老鼠,浇点汽油就给丫点了!丫估计是疼了,挣脱了就跑,丫居然冲向导弹库,幸好半路就烧死了,吓死我了。。。
3.我向我老爸要生活费说没钱吃饭了,结果他老人家说喝水还可以活七天! 我是捡的
4.新来了一女同事挺漂亮的(背景)…………我们一二逼在她跟前咳了俩声!那女的很温柔的说:感冒了?二逼男有点兴奋的说:恩,有点!女:那你离我远点………远点远点……
5.刚看有人发鬼屋的,遂想起高中一真事!哥哥哥哥、、、、、、暑假跟男朋友去鬼屋,里面各种吓人你们懂的。突然就看到有个鬼从门后跳出来然后扑过来(真人装得),姐姐我吓得一阵乱舞把男朋友眼镜打掉了。男朋友伸手挡住那个鬼说:等一下!哥眼镜掉了! GC!鬼愣了一下说:你先出去吧,等会儿开灯帮你找。。。。。。
6.刚刚跟女友ML之后,又调戏女友说:每次都是我出东西!~你还不满意。。。女友直接飚出一句:我出润滑油了。。。润滑油。。润滑。。。滑
7.昨晚和老婆不怎么说到坐怀不乱了,于是我说:这方面我做的很好呀。
LP:你算了吧,疯狂的时候是个母猪都上
W:额~~我现在疯狂了
于是XXOO
8.本人刚毕业的表演专业学生。因为没有丰富的阅历和坚硬的后台,所以常常接到小角色。经常作为主演身后的人墙。渐渐养成了看电影电视不看主演而看主演身后的怪癖。就这样,基本上十部片子,有一半都能看到自己的同学或者熟人!囧
9.回家的路上儿子看见运钞车问我这是干嘛的?我说这是运送钞票的,他又问,是不是把这些钞票运到很穷的地方去,我顿时无语,只是轻轻的摸了摸他的头... .
10.有一次我口渴于是去买饮料,刚好碰见一女同学,我想既然遇见了就也给她买上吧,随手拿了两罐可乐,递给她一罐,女同学华丽的说了句:我不喝,这杀精…我的手就这样僵在半空…这杀精!妹子,杀也杀不到你啊。我们都是女淫啊

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