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1.上小学时老师让写一篇关于做家务的作文,反复强调要真实,不知道大家那会有没有要求这样的。周一老师让一同学读,他读到:晚饭后我要帮妈妈洗碗,妈妈说滚一边玩去,我说老师让我做的,我妈说你们老师逼儿事真多……这是我听到的最真实的作文
2.医保
它们曾不要脸地说全国基本医保覆盖已达95%……。
此逻辑就是:将一颗鸡蛋磕在太平洋,搅上一搅,这就是鸡蛋汤,可够全部地球人喝到永远
3.刚刚洗澡回来的路上有一对情侣问我萃园宾馆怎么走,我给他们指向的目的地是图书馆。希望他们能在知识的海洋中找回迷路的自己,为中华民族的崛起努力奋斗
4.和女朋友相处的很融洽,双方父母也都木有问题,眼看着下一步就要谈婚论嫁了。昨晚去澡堂洗澡碰见未来的岳父,对其关爱有加,侃侃而谈。今早女朋友却跟我说她爸爸要求我们分手,女朋友哭着问爸爸为什么,据她说爸爸吐了一口烟圈,忧伤的说道:闺女啊,他给不了你幸福。。。
5.小学时和同学打架,打的那叫激烈,满身的土呀。老师把我们叫到办公室一人一脚后开始审,先吼我为什么打架,我想了半天哭泣着说“忘了”老师又问我那个同学,他也哭了“我也忘了”
6.有道小学语文题是关联词填空:他( )牺牲生命,()出卖党组织。一朋友说应填“害怕…所以…”;我觉得应填“与其…不如…”。经过热烈讨论,敲定答案是“宁可…也要…”......
7.听老公说的 老公大学时 寝室一兄弟500买份毕业设计,结果,老师各种欣赏,给2000买走了。
8.今天一大早,听同事说他们楼下的一辆SMART被偷了,被偷的方式更扯,三个小偷抬着它上了一辆长安小货!
9.妹妹你坐床头。哥哥我脱裤头。。。给朋友搬家,我们同时喊“一、二、三。”抬起家具放到车上。有个小女孩看我们抬家具,她好像很着急,嘴里还说着什么。几样大件装完后,就看小女孩小跑过来说:“叔叔,三后面是四,我告诉你们好几遍了,你们还不会吗?”
10.简短不哥。有一次在家撸管子,老爸突然走进我的房间。可耻的是我居然射了,在经过短暂的几秒钟呆滞,老爸居然明知故问的问我干嘛。我还弱弱的不经大脑的说出“带你孙子来看你呢.......”

1.有一女的扣扣名字是luer,我一直觉得它的中文版本是,撸管者。。
2.室友结婚,我们一群女生去她家作傧相。她奶奶在门口迎接,看到我们来了,奶奶笑得合不拢嘴,“哎呀,这几个闺女是一个比一个p……”奶奶刚把p这个口型做出来时刚巧看到我了。天,她竟然硬生生把最后两个字给咽回去了
3.
始终觉得90后指的是94以后的人…作为91 92年生的人,我们听的歌80后一样,看的动画片也一样,喜欢的明星一样,玩的游戏一样,吃的零食一样。所以每次看见有人吐槽90后真心不舒服啊………………………哥你妹………………今天听歌,看了半天90后电台没一首听过的,调转到80后,全是耳熟能详的…
4.高中刚开学的时候、12人在一个没有厕所的寝室、第一天晚上~~~背景完毕 割~~~半夜两点被臭味薰了起来、那味道、随着臭味寻去→→墙角蹲着一个人。尼 尼 尼玛,我不会告诉他在大便。我更不会告诉你 全寝室都被他薰醒了。
这不是GC。这不是GC!
gc是 他不是我们寝室的…
老兄、你是多恨 我们寝室的人?
5.老婆说,既然人们总说JY有营养,那为什么没有人开个买以JY为原料的营养品呢,开个工厂,雇佣几百个小伙,天天不干别的,就在那撸。。。
6.某天和老婆爱爱完巨累••••••••累了还得割••••••••对老婆说要是能吃个鞭补补就好了。老婆说:别吃那东西,不好吃!我:别扯了,你吃过?老婆hll:没吃过牛的还没吃过你的!
7.讲一个我们初中化学老师的事…………老师也割了吧…………一日在实验室做实验,有一组女生不小心把点燃的酒精灯打翻了,女生们顿时惊声尖叫,只见化学老师淡定的将抹布打湿一边救火一边说:“同学们不用惊慌,酒精灯十元钱一盏……”
8.A:一句话证明你看过四大名著
B:哥哥
9.晚上回寝室了,觉得欲痒难耐,于是发短信给女友说想和她XXOO了,女友在女生寝室回短信说:有个成语叫鞭长莫及!
10.话说某天和男友去药店买tt,那mm给了我一盒高邦,我问男友要多大的!mm讲中国人的都一样,外国人的才有码……随,我跟男友立在寒风里,半分钟才反应过来

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