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1.昨天第一次去未来老丈人家
  被灌了个不醒人事
  今早起床发觉,女友一直死板着脸,细问:
  昨晚未来老丈人把我灌醉 问道:“你当初为什么看上我女儿”
  我就回答三个字,还不停重复
  “大咪咪”
2.说个我朋友的! 比人身高185!他爹一个月给他10000多生活费!一万啊!长的嘛~保持着我们学校一天30封情书的记录!就是所谓的高富帅啊!!!但一点不装、人品绝对没的说!至今单身! 无恋爱史啊!!就是这样一个让无数淑女怨妇深闺辗转叹息的人物!终于恋爱了!!! 无数的雌性动物(……)奔走相告啊、纷纷猜测啊! 真相大白!是临校跟他门当户对甚至更胜一筹的拥有四国血统的——混血小王子啊!没错!是小王子啊! 腐女们已经沸腾了!这个基情四射的世界啊!what a fucking world
3.就在刚才。。。。。
去朋友小区拿东西,他们小区是那种刷卡系统外来车辆要压行驶证。
出来时门卫那哥们正在吃饼,准备把行驶证给我,那小哥果断把大饼甩了给我,右手照着我那行驶证咬啊。
4.昨晚十点半,宿舍快关门的时候,我们宿舍一妞儿打电话给她男人,风骚的问:想不想出去?她男人饥渴好多天,立马大喊:要!要! 妞微微一笑:既然你这么想出去,那就出去给我们宿舍买点宵夜送过来吧,我们要吃xx、xx、xx、和xx~到现在还记得她男人送来夜宵之后默默回自己宿舍那一脸怨念的样子。。。。。。
.5.今天一闺密对我嚎啕大哭,问其原因,答:连我妈都二婚了,我还剩着呢!
6.学校一遭受全校唾弃,爱吹牛的女生这天又跟人吹牛了,她说,“比起LV.我更喜欢路易威登~”…………………大奇葩 LV=路易威登
7.每次和老婆一起上网,她都是边看|H|片边上H网,我在一旁看新闻......
8.作为一个几万人的综合大学,很多学生上了四年到毕业也没见过第一书记很正常,可没想到有的老师也是。书记某天亲民到教工食堂吃饭,和蔼可亲的问旁边一年轻老师,工作忙不忙,有什么问题等等巴拉巴拉...谁知年轻老师斜眼瞟过:你谁啊!书记秘书在旁石化,还是书记见过市面,面不改色回答:我是校办的。....
9.昨天车站等车,站在一手里拿着指南针的小姑娘北面。---------------------小女孩不停地转动手里的指南针,但那个红色的一端一直忠诚指北。然后就看见她略带恐惧地问她妈:"为什么一直指着这个叔叔啊? "我瞬间受伤了:姑娘,我不是妖怪啊!
10.同学chr很黄很YD,,昨天他用贴纸剪出了一个jb的形状,结果被两个纯洁妹纸看到了,于是出现了以下对话:妹纸A:这是个骨头吗?妹纸B:不像啊,一头是尖的啊。妹纸A:哈哈,我知道了,原来是丘比特之箭啊,不过这个箭头剪的太粗了。这时chr一脸YD地凑过来:没错,就是丘比特之箭,只要一射,就相爱了。两女做恍然大悟状,周围的男生瞬间邪恶的笑了。

1.高三时期,每当我读书读得累了实在是读不下去时候我就会用手指指着我的小jj说:“你以后是想要黑木耳还是粉嫰的?”然后我就能够安心继续奋斗读书。有次同桌转过头幽幽看了我一眼,然后指着他的小jj凶狠的说:“不用笑,你也是!”然后我俩就继续认真学习
2.今天开会领导说了一句话碉堡了————哥哥————房价上涨是为了让我们好好工作,油价上涨是为了让我们好好节约,肉价上涨是为了让我们好好减肥,蔬菜上涨是为了让我们低碳生活,墓地上涨是为了让我们好好活着,工资不涨是为了我们努力奋斗。为了让我们过上幸福、高尚的生活,国家真是用心良苦,感谢政府,感谢国家,感谢党!
3.和老公在小市场买菜,看到摊主家大狗巨萌,就想摸摸它,但是小时候被狗咬过有阴影……遂问老板:这狗咬人不?只见老板鄙视的瞄了那狗一眼,悠悠的说:就它~前两天刚让猫咬了……⊙
4.
老汁真的是人品低得没办法了,大大们求过。今天和闺蜜一起看|H|片,忽然她抓住我的手,矫情温柔…我湿了…这不是gc,我说了,你想用我的手吗?
5.今天下雨,路遇
一朋友及其男朋友-
她左手挽着我(性别女),右手挽男友,三人挤一把伞-
很happy的,她开始唱了…
“我左手一只鸡~右手一只鸭~身上还背个胖娃娃~”
然后她男友就不淡定了:“重口味。”
6.昨天妇女节,我手贱在微博上说了一句:作为一名女性用品,我决定今天给自己放个假……看糗百的人应该都懂的。
——————————小鸡咯咯咯下了个蛋——————————
结果今天早上我女朋友悠然地跟我说:你何止是女性用品啊,你还是加长的呢。
惯例这不是GC,GC是,她顿了一下又加了一句:
加长的都是夜用的……
7.李白:蜀道难。难于上青天。包青天:李兄。你、、、
8.一句话:屁,是屎的灵魂。那些特别臭的,就是屎的冤魂。 坐我前面那位仁兄,敢不敢再臭点~
9.我问我哥本科和非本科生的区别的区别,我哥淡淡的喝了口水说:“dota四年和dota三年的区别!”精辟鸟,冲刺信念全无
10.
谈恋爱的时候,让你越来越聪明的人,只不过是棋逢对手。而让你越来越2的人,那才是真爱啊。

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