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1.我昨天出租车拉一年轻女的,到目的地时她说没带钱。我问她六块钱都没有吗?她语出惊人:哥你随便模我一下吧!
2.又是宿舍那个腐女唱的,不知道从哪里看来的经典之作,是改编自经典动画片《蓝精灵》主题曲,歌词如下,大家请自觉跟着唱吧…“在那左腿右边,右腿左边,有一片黑森林,一个红肠大将军,两个黑球小士兵,他们齐心协力开动脑筋叉叉了格格巫,他们唱歌跳舞快乐又欢欣~”
3.大学时候一晚寝室人草坪上喝酒,真心话大冒险,一哥们输了,让送瓶可乐给二十米开外的另一群人中一个,陌生的哦!结果这货送去了。人家美女笑呵呵的接受了。过了几轮,又是这哥们,这回让他去把可乐要回来,要回来。。。。。。。。
4.大学时去校医院打针,旁边两个大夫聊天,一个大夫说:“咱们医院的器材太都该换了,连刀子都钝的没法用,那天有个男生来割包皮,结果都给人家弄成花边的了”…我在旁边憋的,彻底内伤。
5.老公是程序员常常加班-----------妇女节快乐----------今天妇女节,单位下午休息半天,我跟老公说:我中午就能回家 睡觉 羡慕死你;老公淡定的回复:我晚上加班很晚回家,急死你。
6.我寝室有个牛人,这位童鞋洗衣服特别快。
我有一天观察了他一下,原来他是把袜子套手上洗内裤,这样一次洗两样...我乍没想到...牛人...
7.妈,你老人家去买瓶酱油,怎么才回来?” “没办法,街上学雷锋的人太多!就门口那个红绿灯路口,我被扶过了18个来回,刚过来,又被送回对面!” “那您是怎么回来的? ” “我实在走不动了,不小心摔倒在地。结果排队等扶我的人一下全散了,我这才一路狂奔回来。
8.今天猛地看到这么一句话,当时就慌了。。。“以后辛苦十几年,你也不过是红警里500块一个的工程师,一条狗咬死一片的那种。。。”
9.香飘飘你光一年卖出七亿杯十亿杯的,杯子绕地球好几圈你有没有算过那些杯子得造出多少垃圾,你们有没有回收?
10.十年前觉得国家落后,空有一身才华无处施展。现在国家富强了,每天看着越盖越高的楼、越跑越好的车觉得这个国家根本就不需要自己
1.我昨天出租车拉一年轻女的,到目的地时她说没带钱。我问她六块钱都没有吗?她语出惊人:哥你随便模我一下吧!
2.
又是宿舍那个腐女唱的,不知道从哪里看来的经典之作,是改编自经典动画片《蓝精灵》主题曲,歌词如下,大家请自觉跟着唱吧…“在那左腿右边,右腿左边,有一片黑森林,一个红肠大将军,两个黑球小士兵,他们齐心协力开动脑筋叉叉了格格巫,他们唱歌跳舞快乐又欢欣~”
3.大学时候一晚寝室人草坪上喝酒,真心话大冒险,一哥们输了,让送瓶可乐给二十米开外的另一群人中一个,陌生的哦!结果这货送去了。人家美女笑呵呵的接受了。过了几轮,又是这哥们,这回让他去把可乐要回来,要回来。。。。。。。。
4.大学时去校医院打针,旁边两个大夫聊天,一个大夫说:“咱们医院的器材太都该换了,连刀子都钝的没法用,那天有个男生来割包皮,结果都给人家弄成花边的了”…我在旁边憋的,彻底内伤。
5.老公是程序员常常加班-----------妇女节快乐----------今天妇女节,单位下午休息半天,我跟老公说:我中午就能回家 睡觉 羡慕死你;老公淡定的回复:我晚上加班很晚回家,急死你。
6.我寝室有个牛人,这位童鞋洗衣服特别快。

我有一天观察了他一下,原来他是把袜子套手上洗内裤,这样一次洗两样...我乍没想到...牛人...
7.妈,你老人家去买瓶酱油,怎么才回来?” “没办法,街上学雷锋的人太多!就门口那个红绿灯路口,我被扶过了18个来回,刚过来,又被送回对面!” “那您是怎么回来的? ” “我实在走不动了,不小心摔倒在地。结果排队等扶我的人一下全散了,我这才一路狂奔回来。
8.今天猛地看到这么一句话,当时就慌了。。。“以后辛苦十几年,你也不过是红警里500块一个的工程师,一条狗咬死一片的那种。。。”
9.香飘飘你光一年卖出七亿杯十亿杯的,杯子绕地球好几圈你有没有算过那些杯子得造出多少垃圾,你们有没有回收?
10.十年前觉得国家落后,空有一身才华无处施展。现在国家富强了,每天看着越盖越高的楼、越跑越好的车觉得这个国家根本就不需要自己


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