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1.六人宿舍,上下铺的床,三个首尾相接在宿舍一侧,我在一头儿的下铺,我喜欢头朝外睡,脚冲着相接的床,另一头儿的哥们也喜欢这样睡,中间的哥们儿一直是头朝着我脚睡,此为背景………今儿中午回来看见中间的哥们儿换了个方向躺着,我说:哎?换方向了?他幽幽的飘出一句:闻谁的臭脚不是闻啊?今儿换换口味…换口味…口味…味……………
2.幼儿园时一同学极活泼。玩时总举手上报告老师上厕所。
一次老师不耐烦。不准去。
一会儿。他从裤档里抓出一手粑粑。举到老师面前......."老师,我没骗你
3.
一句话不割,
话说做为一名29岁的大龄女,
唯一一次看见男人的JJ是在一次误上男厕之后
4.得小时候,我胳膊出了名的肌肉发达。上音乐课, 女同桌从桌子下面摸了摸我的胳膊说:“怎么是软的啊!” 于是, 我把胳膊绷紧说:“现在硬了”然后抬头看见音乐老师的神情已经不能形容了。 当时我不懂为什么 ,现在我懂了.....
5.高数给我的感觉就像这种问题:小明以3米每秒的速度去1000米外的超市,已知风速是5米每秒,红灯要等30秒,沿途会遇到4个红绿灯,求小明去超市会买多少卷卫生纸?
6.话说两会----马了割----一群富人聚在一起商量穷人该怎么活 这本身就是个笑话
7.讲一个初中的事情,我有一个同学,假小子那种,从来没见过她穿裙子,这是背景。
有 一次我们发校服,男生是裤子,女生是裙子,她特别愁,最后终于忍不住了,上讲台找班主任说:“老师,我想要裤子,不想穿裙子”。老师特别和蔼的说:“你放 那吧,等会我帮你问一下,看看能不能换”。我同学特别感激的就回座位了。临放学的时候,班主任拿着那条裙子说:“有没有男生想穿裙子的,可以跟***换一 下。”换一下,一下,下……
8.俄罗斯执政是有规律的:列宁没头发,斯大林有头发,赫鲁晓夫没头发,勃列日涅夫有头发,戈尔巴乔夫没头发,叶利钦有头发,普京没头发,梅德韦杰夫有头发,普京没头发,梅德韦杰夫有头发,普京没头发,梅德韦杰夫有头发,普京没头发……
9.ML后,取下避孕套,在女朋友面前晃动,说,来,跟妈妈说再见!
10.3月6日 男性表白节
3月7日 女生节
3月8日 妇女节
我似乎明白了什么……

1.和闺蜜一起去公共浴室,我刚脱了牛仔裤,闺蜜上来一拍我屁股,说,哟,你还和你老公穿情侣内裤。
2.军训的时候教官总爱吹哨子紧急集合…一次午饭后又吹了集合,一男生迟到了三分钟,教官命该男生站在队伍外大声说出原因才能入队,该男说,拉shi刚拉一半,来不及出来…沉默五秒,教官接上,下次必须马上夹断出来集合,该彪悍男接,报告教官,是稀的,夹不断…
3.这个月女朋友她亲戚一直没来。于是,买了根棒子(你懂的)测了测,结果华丽丽的两条线!!
现在她一有啥事就对我说,你小心点,我有人质!
4.和老婆逛超市 本来没打算买东西 结果一路过去没少拿 东西多了 就想找个推车 可是推车又只有进口有 我们都懒的过去 这时,一个小朋友一个人推着一个空车迎面过来 只见老婆二话不说抓起货价上的一包奥利奥冲上去:小朋友 姐姐用这个奥利奥换你的推车好不?那小孩开始一愣 过会反应过来了 超高兴的说好! 然后一蹦一跳的抱着奥利奥就跑了…
5.名侦探柯南是儿时的经典每天守着看有木有----------割------娘的我看了十多年今天才知道阿笠博士是姓阿笠名博士....十多年一直以为博士是他的职业有木有...
6.某三十多岁的老姑娘对我说:她现在每天出门前都会祈祷,地铁上有人会趁挤摸她两把。然后她就回头对那男人说:这么有兴趣,不如认识一下吧。。。。。。最后悲哀地发现,那人不过是刚吃完煎饼,在她身上抹手。。。
7.女朋友连续哭了两个晚上,哭得很难过。今晚我知道她为什么哭了,原因是她狠不下心分手,她纠结得哭了两晚。我知道后怎么觉得好像应该是我该难过呢?
8.
作业太多了,都可以用作业打牌了。"一对语文卷子!" "不要!" "我要!"。 "四张数学卷子炸!" "要.
9.刚才逛人人小站,一小站提问:“这些年一直很好奇沙僧担子里究竟挑的什么?”各种回复顶起一神级回复“打怪爆的装备
10.昨天去佛山看女朋友,完事后她问我有没有新的|H|片,我说没有去下载。
她居然说,下次没有新货源就别过来了。。

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