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1.来学校没带铺盖,借兄弟的。来大姨妈蹭上去一片,决定周末带回他家洗。那天痛经哭了很久…是的,他爸看到他领着一眼泪汪汪的姑娘,还抱着带血迹的床单,一脚把他踹倒了!
2.
今天哥们去超市买东西,结账排了一大队人,到我以后,收银员扫了半天一袋面粉扫不上,说,先生,下次再买吧?”不成,凭啥啊,你再扫几次”,还是不成,收银员问我在哪儿拿的面粉以后去查价格,不一会她气喘嘘嘘的回来说,先生,我们超市没这种面粉,你把我们面包房的面粉给扛过来了…
3.听说一到学雷锋的日子,老奶奶就脱销了。今天我到街上去学了一回老奶奶,帮助了十七个雷锋,我非常高兴。
4.自从出了顶的好舒服事件,发现每个帖子都顶的上百上千了…
5.有多少人是因为毓婷才知道这个字(毓)念yù的.
6.我学的是神圣的知识,你居然拿分数来衡量,这简直是对学术的玷污!!!
7.看中国足球队比赛十余年,解说员说的最多的一句就是:“留给中国队的时间不多了……”
8.美国说:我们电影里的美国英雄全是真的,高科技也全是真的,魔法也全是真的。
日本说:我们的奥特曼也是真的。
中国说:我们的新闻联播是真的
9.今天在食堂吃饭,听隔壁桌的一男子跟他对面的女子读,女生,齐刘海的是萝莉,斜刘海的是御姐,中分的是女王,男生,齐刘海的是正太,斜刘海的是大叔,齐刘海的是……汉奸。。。当然这不是GC..GC是,对面女子问,那没刘海的呢?那男子颤悠悠的说,那是国家领导人~……
10.突发奇想问同桌(男的):“如果我把你下面割了会判几年?”同桌淡定说:“判无期!你杀的不是一个人,而是一代人…”
1.前几天教育10岁的儿子说:再不好好学习送你回老家放羊。现在杯具了,儿子天天吵着回老家放羊去,两眼还闪烁着光芒有木有!
2.【懂事的猫】朋友家有只猫,只要一犯错就会被扯脖子扔出窗户。她家在二楼。这是背景
……割掉、割掉……
有次我在她家玩,那猫进来溜达溜达,一爪子不小心把可乐放翻,然后直勾勾地看着朋友几秒,慢慢地走到窗台,侧着身子栽下去……
3.室友便秘,蹲了半个小时无果,骂骂咧咧回来说:草,拉出来那一点都不够塞牙缝的!……
4.短不割,开学要自己测脉搏,全班安静,突然后排女生怒吼:我擦 为毛有两个脉!班主任幽怨地说 :姑娘 喜脉吧!瞬间全班石化 两秒过后,全班沸腾了。。。
5.刚打的。的士师傅突然自言自语:我唯一的生活,就是在一条别人帮我决定的拥堵的路上,等待自己生命一点点的流失,换取这一点点我都不知道有没有意义的前行。
6.
那年头,菊花还是一种花的时候,我在作文里写道“老人的脸笑成了深秋里的一朵菊花”,还被老师当范文念了。那时候的我们是多么单纯啊!
7.昨天看北京4的《借问英雄何处》,那哥三在分别之前把一个玉佩砸成了三瓣,一人一个当护身符。。。
我说:“怎么这么巧就砸成了三瓣,这要是葫芦兄弟还不得砸成7瓣。。”
我老爸:“这要是水浒传还不得砸成粉啊。。。。”
8.去外地,网上团了一个宾馆,住下后发现辈子又黑又破,但是应该是洗过了的,叫来服务员让换一床被子,结果还不如之前的好看,我妈说你们光顾着赚钱不知道维护升级。结果那个腼腆又诚实的服务员结巴的说:"我们老板信佛,赚的钱都捐了……
9.儿子捣蛋,我对他说:“你要是再不听话,就跟你哥一个下场!”
  儿子:“可是我没有哥哥吖!”
  我:“哼哼,呵呵,嘿嘿”
10.开车送一同事MM去办事,期间MM夸我车开的好什么什么的,我一开口就说了句“别夸我了,再夸JB都翘起来了”,特么的我一说完就差点把油门当刹车给踩了,完全是脱口而出啊,脸都红到脖子根了,其实我想说的是:
尾巴都翘起来了!

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