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1.今天在马路上看到个老奶奶摔倒在街上,我跑过去把老奶奶扶起来,结果看样子她又要倒下,我想着估计要讹诈我钱 ,我果断先倒地,在地上不停抽搐并且口吐白沫,老奶奶一下呆了,我边抽动边蠕动,大概蠕动到了两米之外,爬起来拍了拍灰走了,老奶奶还楞在原地发呆 。
跟我逗
2.我一朋友的个性签名:打小就盼着一群美女组团去我家门口骂我不是人,可现在她们都跟我说我是个好人......
3.有没有试过,晚上就你一个人在公交车上,广播里突然响起:“车上人多拥挤,请注意保管好您的财务。”
4.卜知道谁家倒霉孩子天天一大早就在阳台上很大声地背:“1+1=2,2+2=3,3+3=4……这肯定是体育老师教的
5.一句话…家里养着的金鱼半年都还没死还真有点不习惯!
6.只有在火车站排队的时候才能意识到自己是龙的传人
7.:在国外念书的我的外国室友听到qq好友上线后起身开门,然后一脸茫然。。,
8.见过女友暴力的勾引方法吗?第一次完事后,等你睡着,用头绳绑住你的jj等一会儿你就充血,肿胀。你难受醒来摘掉头绳,她就色咪咪的把你上了。本人亲测。
9.两会大纲:不要在。。。。不要。。。。不要!大力。。。。大力。。。大力。。。!深入。。深入。。。深入。。!还要。。。还要。。。还要。。!
10.科四考前练路,小师妹在开。开着开着,对面来一双桥货车。gc来了,小师妹直接方向盘一丢,双手蒙住眼睛。喊到:师傅,大车啊,咋个办!! 坐后面的我们吓个半死啊。。
1.背景:老妈说话经常是比较混乱的,老爸就负责翻译......事件:一家三口其乐融融的吃饭,突然老妈激昂的说"姑娘!妈相信你一定会有人头落地的一天!"我差点呛着..人头落地啊...老爸幽幽的说:出人头地....
2.今天和女朋友炫耀有个姐姐喊我小帅哥~女朋友一把掐住了我的脖子,怒吼道“说!那个女人怎么知道你小的!”
3.昨天晚上跟一兄弟视频,他刚订了亲,小两口各种给我秀甜蜜,我沉默半天蹦出了一句话:“上次借你打胎的钱什么时候还我?”然后就没有然后了…
4.学校内,天巨热
我:咱去游泳吧?
强:我不去。但是我媳妇说她想去,我叫她陪你吧。
阳:我也不去,我也叫我媳妇陪你吧。
小磊:我不会,我也让我媳妇陪你去吧
琛:我也……
我:……我去你们大爷
5.小时候很长时间认为,所有奶牛(无论公母)都可以挤出来奶的童鞋,请举手!!
6.晚饭后带着小侄儿去散步,走到半路遇见两条恶狗.............说时迟那时快,只见小侄儿冲上去,双手成十字状,大喝一声:"奥特曼变身!"..恶狗上去就是一口...医院打针时,问他"奥特曼两条狗都没打过?"小侄儿边哭边说"当时...没能量了!".........
7.不知大家有否看3月2号周五晚上芒果台的天天向上,介绍的是各个航空公司的空姐们,但是当空姐们隆重登场的时候,放的背景音乐,这时歌词贺然唱到bitch,bitch,bitch
8.那天去某银行存钱,那家银行在搞什么分期买车什么的优惠活的……………是这样哥的么……………我存了有三四摞,那柜台的美女就问:先生您买车了么? 我说:没有。她又问:那您打算近期买车么?我,:不打算。她又说:我们银行怎样搞活动,分期很划算的。我没回答她。等钱存好了,准备离开柜台的时候我说:我存钱其实是想买飞机的,我这钱还差的远呢!! 那柜台的美女幽幽看着我……不知道说什么了………
9.A同事:你知道地球毁灭后会怎样嘛?
B同事:。。。
A同事:那样香飘飘奶茶就不能绕地球3圈了。
B同事:去年卖7亿多杯绕地球3圈,今年卖了10亿多,广告怎么还是绕的地球3圈?
C同事:奸商,杯子小了。
10.上大学的时候。有次想出去旅游。打工挣的钱不够。心想回家问老爸要点。_______周末回家。给老爹削了个苹果。屁颠递上去。老爹瞅了一眼。幽幽的问了一句"多钱一个苹果"

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