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1.你有没有这样一个女朋友,每次在ooxx后总是捏着你萎掉的jj,一边摇晃一边用咆哮体咆哮:“小软!!!你肿么了小软!!!你怎么不行了!!!你不要死啊小软!!!”
2.大学一室友打呼噜巨响,有天早晨忽然问我们:"我昨晚是不是又打呼噜了?"我下铺那哥们就说了:"你打没打呼噜我们不知道,反正楼道里声控灯亮了一宿!!"
3.科室一女同事,铁公鸡一枚,又总蹭吃蹭喝,人品极差----割命无罪---------此人大姨妈失调,此为背景,今天谈论她时,一90后小妹不屑的说,她连一月一次例假都不舍得来,平时你们还指望她出血,
4.某天,两个同学在教学楼走廊看着栏杆嬉戏打闹,被老师看见,语中心长的说到:“我有一个大学同学,高中的时候就是这样摔死的。”
5.去麦当劳13块买一个双层猪柳堡6块一个芝士蛋堡然后拿出一片猪柳夹进芝士蛋,你就有了一个13块的猪柳蛋堡和一个10块的猪柳包,白赚了整整4块!!
6.剪短不哥。过敏。去医院挂个水。对面小萝莉在看宠物小精灵。。我瞅了两眼,小萝莉居然瞟了我一眼然后把屏幕挡住了。。
7.本人男!身高165!体重210斤!一一一一一一一一割了吧!!爸妈取了个名字 高玲珑。
8.追某女神,暧昧了一年才知道原来人家早有男友了,我成备胎了。———哥哥,我被妖精捉走了———朋友劝我,你应该想不是你成备胎一年,而是你给那男的带了一年绿帽子。。。
9.手机要扣费了,给男友打电话,严肃略带忧伤的说:如果有一天你找不到我了,记得…………要给我充话费
10.大学时狂追一个有点不自信的MM,各种鼓励各种夸奖,然后MM终于自信的去追喜欢的帅哥去啦
1.割 小时候看电视剧上面拜把子都是煞血为盟 我们几个一起玩的小童鞋说把手割了 太疼了 尿也是人身上的液体 于是就一人一泡 对碗干了
2.昨看一节目,一小孩拿着玩具枪上节目表演如何用枪来保家卫国…因为架势不咋的,被一女评委说他像个小鬼子,弓着腰玩枪像个小偷一样贼头贼脑…还说了一句:“中国兵应当挺直腰板来战斗。”我听后真想大骂!你妹的才在子弹横飞的战场直着腰板去战斗,你 妹的才直着腰板去撞子弹...
3.天晚上给住院的妈买杂志,杂志没买到买了她喜欢的烤地瓜。晚上很冷,卖地瓜的大哥穿着棉袄戴着耳包。称了一个烤地瓜,三块一,大哥说一毛不要了。我掏掏兜拿出一角硬币,和大哥说晚上冷这么辛苦,有零的我一定给。大哥说声谢谢,我拿起地瓜就走,才一转身大哥说:"姑娘,你只给了我一毛没给三块!"顿时脸挂黑线
4.下班取车,一哥们蹲地上,恶狠狠地看着我自行车。见我走近,

他问:"车是你的?"

我答:"当然是."

他淬口唾沫:"你个白痴!"

"怎么骂人干嘛?你才白痴呢."我针锋相对!

"不是白痴,能把链子锁锁到我的车上?还他妈连着地上的铁栏杆?我车上两把锁,你车上没有锁,我早上等到现在,你还敢说你他妈不白痴?
5.有木有童鞋跟我一样。家里来客人的时候总是期待他们快点走,好吃他们带来的礼物
6.上的时候有一室友,和她BF去外地玩了两天,大家都八卦的问是不是开了一间房,她咬死了说是两间,各种细节各种编造,晚上大家已经忘了这事了,我突然问她:你BF晚上睡觉打呼噜么?她很骄傲的说:我家##不打呼噜!...众人偷笑!
7.晚上和我家傻蛋在家看北爱,里面的程峰是富二代!程峰因为有钱,什么都能买到!!咯咯咯咯…………傻蛋突然开口,要是我是富二代就好了,我要买一辆法拉利…然后骑着老婆去兜风……骑着老婆…骑着老婆…
8.家里大猫肚子越来越大,以为它老公终于得手了。一一一一一割一一一一一过了日子老不生,着急,肚子都TM大成山了,遂带去宠物医院,各种检查有木有!最后忐忑不安中坐等医生召唤,医生曰:"没事,吃多了胖的。"我卄!!!胖的....
9.老妈怕家里的母枸出去的时候被公狗XXOO,每次出门都给它套上红裤衩。。
我是不会告诉你,那红裤衩是我的。。
10.早上上自习的时候,我前桌向垃圾桶的方向吐了一口痰,当时脑抽了就用手去接,还接住了,当时我就崩溃了

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In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

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