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1.☆ 老板刚问我:"这星期六你能来上班吗?我知道你周末很爱玩,但这边真的很需要你。"

  "行啊没问题,不过你也知道的,周末公交这么差,估计得晚到一点儿。"

  "嗯,那你说你什么时候能来呢?"

  "周一。"
2.今天是我失恋33天,失恋不可怕.可怕的是今天发生了另一件狗血的事情...
有人向我表白了.表白不可怕.可怕的是.....



他表白了一半突然后悔了....
3.很短不割———昨晚和女朋友第一次过后,我要去给她买避孕药,结果她说不用了。我问为什么,她羞涩的说我的处n膜还没破!当时我就想找个地缝钻进去!
4.
和闺秘们在一起喝奶茶聊天。正聊得高兴,突然其中一个表情严肃端坐起来。我们被她的阵势惊到,忙问她怎么了。只听她憋着嗓子断断续续地说:“我在听一朵花开的声音。”随后,我们闻到一股…销魂的…臭味…
花开的声音…菊花放p的声音吧!
5.刚刚看到一则关于小三的新闻,一位网友的回复亮瞎我的眼……
该网友的爆强评论是:婚姻是爱情的坟墓,更可悲的是小三还要来盗墓……
6.第一次带宝宝去搭公交车,宝宝五岁,上车前我哄骗宝宝说:只有女孩子才会晕车哦。结果他晕了,刚下车他就在大街上把裤子给脱了哭着说:麻麻,我有小弟弟,我不要当女孩子…
7.本人美女一枚,家有二岁半混世小魔王一个。
一天闲来无事,跟我家小魔王在床上闹着玩,这熊孩子玩到兴奋的时候居然抱着我的脸狠咬了一口,顿时牙印鲜艳,看到我脸上的牙印,他哭了,我心里那个美呀!想着这孩子还挺会心疼娘的,正准备抱抱他呢,没想到他哭着就去找他爸了,拉着他爸的手哭着说:爸爸!快,快拿上钱包,我们去超市!
爸爸问:去超市干吗呀?
儿答:这个妈妈被我咬丑了!我们去买个新的吧!
8.非常佩服食堂打饭的大叔大妈,你明明看着菜里有很多肉,但是当他们给你打完饭后你会发现里面一块都没有,这技术需要多少年才能磨练出来啊
9.说个我回家相亲的事,…一句话…我回去相亲,那女的十四岁,人家说是来见世面,尼玛,来看哥笑话么…
10.刚发生,和同学发生口角。双方激动时,一方吼道:信不信让你断子绝孙! 另一男淡定的回道:信不信我让你怀孕生子!

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