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1.班上一妹纸脸皮厚很自恋,但长像却不敢恭维。。。。。。一天上自习课,她特突然的对同桌(男)说“那些有车有房的男生才能配得上我”全班女生投来崇拜的目光。 她同桌连头都没抬的来了一句“我回家就把车和房卖了” 全班男生膜拜!
凌乱了全班女生
2.当下官场腐败久治无效,鄙人有一计“一律用太监”并附三条过硬理由:
1.可以杜绝性丑闻,彻底扭转官员形象。
2.可以根除“官二代”,避免欺压百姓情况。
3.可以减少想当官人的数量,从根本上改变官场拥挤的现状。
3.一句话不割。。。大学四年从来米有买过wsj,全是用移动m值换的。。。
4.今天朋友老婆生日,他没有给他老婆送玫瑰花,而是用百元大钞编织了一束玫瑰花送给老婆,老婆甚是高兴!
大家都说他舍得在老婆身上花钱,是如此的爱他老婆,谁知朋友淡淡的说:“送花还要花钱买,这钞票编成花,晚上回家拆开,明天还能当钱花…”
5.A:学校要举行毕业舞会了,没胸没汉子的妹子怎么办?B:你这种说法是不合理的,没汉子和没胸不会同时存在,每一个没胸的妹子都是一条铁峥峥的汉子!
6."妈.我梦遗了.""闺女.你那是尿床了..."
7.林书豪的外号Linsanity(林疯狂)是由Lin(林)和insanity(疯狂;精神错乱)组合成的。但在我们东北,这个外号应该直译成“林彪”。
8.一夜七次是神话。不信你们可以试试一天7次。从早上8点到晚上8点,每两个小时一次,总共七次。一次比一次久是真的,久到你手臂都痛了,jj都没有感觉了,还不会射,即使你不停的撸,中途还可能会软下来。从第四次开始,你们就会射不出来了,第7次g潮很痛苦,很痛。不要问我怎么懂的,我现在很累
9.那天做5路公交车,当时人多,我最后一个上车,上楼梯的时候突然拌了一下,倒下直接一只手不小心抓住那个mm的奶,gc来了,当时情急,直接兜了句:‘’对不起,奶奶‘’。这时车厢里人大笑,那mm无语,顿时羞愧万分,做最后面了
10.本人男多日不曾沐浴,与男同事泡温泉,……有一多金小弟请客全身保健,背部精油,刚搓两下,技师MM:"大哥,你得加份搓澡钱

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The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


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