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1.上小学时,一男生听说Y毛是捋不直的,就拔了一根自己的Y毛,找到一女生,谎称是头发,和女生打赌,看能否弄值,女生放在嘴里,湿了好多唾沫,结果还是没弄直
2.安: 19:48:30 有一女生,不知道大我们几届。手机没收之后从主任手里抢了回来,她在前面跑,主任在后面追,到班级门口,啪的一下把手机摔地上了,摔的挺碎的。主任说:行,你行。这事就算了。主任走之后这学姐把手机捡起来一边拼一边说:幸好我跑的时候拆的够快……
3.外面看到的。。
一骚年在酒吧喝酒 突然来一个女女 女女很浪的依附在男的身旁
“妹子啊,你这是做什么啊?”
“做你们男生最想做的啊”
“哟,妹子啊,看不出来啊,这么文静还会打DOTA?”
4.
北京合租房厕所共用,有一次上厕所小便忘了锁门,结果隔壁的妹子内急推开了厕所门……在经过短时间的沉默后,这妹子说了一句:你不尖叫一声吗?
其实俺很尴尬
5.开学考试我做监考。。。。割了楠楠喜欢我。。。。。当时我在讲台上坐着,看到下面一名男生鬼鬼祟祟,一只手在上面写,一只手在下面动,嘴里还念念有词。我心想这肯定是在作弊,于是走过去一看,TMD这哥们手里赫然拿着一串佛珠
6.湖南卫视不播一起来看流星雨了,深圳了卫视不播仙剑奇侠传了,天津卫视不播少年包青天了,山东卫视不播武林外传了,江西卫视不播爱情公寓了:坏了,真的快开学了?
7.我希望手里的钱都彼此相爱、结婚,然后生好多好多小孩。。。
8.前几天我在我们小区门口的网吧上网,下机结账的时候,消费6块钱,我给了那妞儿一张10块的,他问我有没有1块钱,我摸遍了全身才找到一个钢镚儿给他,接下来让人暴汗的是发生了,那个妞儿找给我5个钢镚儿!我看看桌子上五个钢镚儿,我看看她,看看钢镚儿,看看她,我们对视了很久,最后她问我:怎么了?我少找你钱了?
9.楼主熟女,几年前上外语补习班,老师年轻帅哥一枚~~~~~怎么哥?~~~~~上课那叫一个认真啊,突遇一问题不明遂大声提问曰"老公~我有问题"全班安静、看我,表师惊吓,强自镇定,姐当时希望马上把自己埋了~
10.微博看到的:当一个女人把所有SB的面貌都暴露在一个男人面前时,除了嫁给他就只能杀了他了。

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