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1.刚刚在看新闻--哥哥在等这你啊--看到那个中国药协的会长说活熊取胆时,熊不仅不会痛苦还会很舒服。哥怒了,既然那么舒服你怎么不去试试,舒你妹的
2.今天第一次去亲戚家,中间急着上厕所,就没多想直接冲到亲戚家的洗手间,一顿狂泻之后找不到扔手纸的桶桶了,担心直接扔下去会堵塞人家的马桶通道,第一次去堵了多尴尬。于是我做了一个至今让我悔恨的决定,将手纸折了几下放进口袋。GC来了,晚上和朋友出去吃饭,吃完饭顺手拿出口袋里的手纸擦嘴了,结果。。。
3.老公,我的Mimi好像一个大一个小呃"
"错,是一个小,另一个更小"
4.上体育课沿着跑道慢慢走一圈后,出了点汗,觉得臀部有点痒,我就和我一女同学说“屁股有点痒吖,又不好挠”那货想了想,问我“是花瓣痒还是花蕊痒?”我瞬间凌乱了。。。
5.和老公的朋友一起吃饭'''''''割割''''''''饭吃到一半时,老公的一个哥们儿内急,无奈厕所有人,边捂肚子边拍门,大声对里面的人喊:快点!快点!我屎到嗓子眼儿啦!
6.
一句话不割,初为人母的我有次给孩子换尿布的时候使劲一扯,只听一声尖叫,拽住孩子蛋蛋了……
当时好心疼啊孩子才5天
7.句话,割了包皮后发现不会撸管了…糗
8.淫湿一手 ,求指教, 求虐。
………………先割为 敬………………
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博,看快 播,偶尔dota 常逛猫扑 ,撸撸撸。


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iphone,开宝 马,黄金屋 里轻解罗纱 ,啪啪
啪。
9.领导早上起床发现小弟弟红了一圈,心惧。到医院询男科医生查不出原因,建议转传染病科。年轻的小护士说:“别忙,让我瞧瞧。”于是,拿酒精棉签将小弟弟周边擦了擦。说:“没事领导,是口红,防水的那种。”医生汗颜,叹道:“要全面学习呀,专业不精就要被淘汰呀”
10.弟弟四岁了。有天让我给他挠背………………姐不是哥………………我让他趴我腿上一顿挠,突然他大吼道:对对,就是那里,奶罩带子那

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The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


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