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1.过年,相约和朋友一家去超市采购................割不断,使劲...................五岁小正太同行。
小正太指着货架上的瑞士糖:"妈妈,我要吃这个,你给我买吧!"
友妻断然拒绝!"太甜,牙齿会坏!"
小正太笑的很甜:"妈妈,你是世界上最好的妈妈!"无效,依然被拒绝!"妈妈,你是世界上最漂亮的妈妈。"依旧无效,被拒绝!"妈妈,你要是给我买了你就永远不会老!"还是无效,被拒绝!
Gc,小正太朝我和朋友走过来,朋友对我言道:"看着,又过来求我了!"
不成想,小正太过来没求他爸,而是直接把他爸雷击了:"爸爸,你二吧?结婚这么重要你也不好好挑挑,你倒是挑个好的娶啊?"
后来,,,,,小兔崽子!$£_|@¥#%+!^_^
2.家里狗狗巨怕鞭炮声,背景。-----割割割割----今天狗子挣开链子,跑了,全家人出动找遍全村也没找到… 情急之下,我拿出年前剩下的巨型炮仗,在家门口点了。“爆”!…三分钟后狗子发疯的从外面奔来,一头扎进床底下拉都拉不出来,一晚上了。
3.家有女宝,两岁有余,一直母乳喂养………………大夫说可以断奶了,使了各种方法,摸紫药水,涂锅底灰,都报以大哭威胁,最后因为心软而妥协!……某日看凤姐照片,给宝宝随口说道:“你看你还吃奶,嘴巴将来就变成这样子!”…………竟然成功断奶!
4.说个女友的笑话(其实是我比较糗)割割割------某日夜里,和女友吵嘴,她气不过,去客厅睡了,我在大床睡,夜里我感觉脚边有什么,看到她披头散发坐在我脚边看着我小声抽泣,我不争气的发出撕心裂肺的惨叫同时吓的屁滚尿流。zzzz
5.其实我挺喜欢机场的,尤其是喜欢那的广播,一听就有种君临天下的感觉「请乘坐xxxxxx航班的旅客准备登基。」
6.我是不会告诉你们我看见老公和弟弟打闹时我喊了一句:“禽兽,放开那畜生~”
7.今天在火车上打电话、一朋友得、我很客气得说有空把你媳妇带来一起玩两天!旁边一大哥一脸惊讶得看着我
8.前天和一2货去家旁边新开的星巴克------割割更健康------他看到个超大超华丽的棒棒糖想买给女朋友、就跟店员说:这个棒棒糖不错啊,给我介绍一下吧。
店员:这是从意大利进口过来的???
2货:重点..
店员:采用天然植物???
2货:重点..
店员:各种口味??
2货火了猛地一下拍柜台:价钱啊?价钱才是重点啊?
9.刚才在手机上看到一新闻:男子为防盗将戒指套在生z器上。。。后来还做手术取下的事。我在想,大哥啊要么你是多有钱买了两个很大的戒指,要么你就是。。。该有多细呢?
10.一句话,不割~~我昨天梦见鬼压床,之所以没有大叫是因为姐觉得快开学了,活着也没啥意思了

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