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1.刚才晚饭餐桌上,一哥儿们炫耀,说他老婆去成都出差,等他老婆回来,他在网上查他老婆的手鸡话费,一查发现中国移动没有收取漫游费,高兴得不得了!!!就在俺们一票人面前炫耀,本来肯定应该收漫游费,而他天天晚上和他老婆通电话,一讲十几分钟,最后一分钱漫游费都没收。最后他得出一个结论:中国移动是SB。

俺默默吃饭,心中暗乐——中国移动是不是SB俺不知道,关键问题在于:你Y真敢确定老婆绝对去成都了吗?
2.委内瑞拉卫生部日前宣布 停止在该国市场上销售"零度"可乐 因这种可乐含有对人体有害的成分 零度可乐原液在台湾被检出含3种防腐剂 其中一种在台被禁用另2种含量超标 可口可乐分公司称:该批原液本来是给中国内地用的,不慎运到台湾
3.一句话,女友以前挺自卑的,于是我不遗余力的开导她,结果现在她自信了,看不上我了……
4.就一句话.刚才我问我老公,你娶我干什么?老公说,避邪
5.刚睡醒,躲在被窝里给室友发短信想问他老师点名没?过了几秒钟,从对面床上传来幽幽弱弱的声音:你确定是问我吗?
6.一句话不割——————早晨路过小学门口听见两个家长在兴奋的探讨昨天的语文作业做的怎样
7.本人男,家住农村。前几年在亲戚的安排下和一美女相亲,结果竟是我的初中美术老师……现在她是我儿子的亲妈。农村贫乏的师资力量啊!
8.一句话…我是不是应该告诉我喜欢的女孩子,我看到她男朋友在学校的另外一边…跟其他女孩子亲吻………………
9.一老师,来自农村,说自己当年出生的时候,接生婆没文化,家里人也没注意,把出生日期搞成了2月31号,长大后身份证上居然也一直沿用。等到出来念大学之前,自己跑到县民政局去修改出生日期,民政干部一本正经的跟他说:“生日这个又不能随便改,你要拿出证据出来才行啊!”…………
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