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1.女友是个吃货,每天脑子里想的都是今天吃什么好呢,明天吃什么好呢……最大愿望就是吃遍天下美食
================居然吃不肥,我陪着她吃却胖了几十斤===================
有次她正在吃东西,我感慨现在房价好贵啊,要省着点钱,比如以后咱们就不能老这么吃好吃的了,得省钱还房贷啊。她抬起头直愣愣的看了我几秒,小声说 喔,好吧。。然后低下头继续默默吃,没吃2口,瘪了瘪嘴,居然啪嗒啪嗒掉起了眼泪!!!

2.楼主女,有男友一枚,不想让家里知道。一次生病,嘴巴里苦,去医院看病。从小看到医生就非常的诚实,巴不得把所有的症状都告诉他。于是,那天外婆,妹妹,妈妈一字排开坐在后面。医生问我,有男朋友吗?我很高兴的回答有的有的
3.
今天刚在横店看完电影出来,走到中山路上,迎面碰上长得跟自己几乎一模一样的人,没错,一摸一样,唯一不一样的是他旁边有个漂亮妞,我看了下我旁边,我哥正在挖鼻屎。。。。。
4.一句话:自从老爸学会快播后,家里电脑500g的硬盘就不够用了....
ps快播的邪恶本质
5.一次考试后,我同桌英语遭遇滑铁卢,差得不行

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当天,她气恼的给我说“妹的英语。姐以后去学小语种,学个毛里求斯语!!”

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第二天,同桌更加郁闷了,以一种标准的苦逼高三生的脸告诉我“毛里求斯说英语”
6.一句话,儿子推倒积木的时候总是大喊一声:城管来了
7.上小学时大多数都骑自行车一日放学那SB孩子和同学骑自行车在回家途中,骑着骑着突然刹车拍大腿狂喊坏了,我自行车落学校了,你以为这是gc?不不不,gc在于另一个孩子焦急的说赶紧取去阿
8.刚看到一句话:“传说胎记就是你上辈子被杀s的时候留下的伤口部位。。。。”瞬间我就蛋疼了,因为我蛋蛋上有个黑色的胎记,尼玛上辈子死的也太有创意了吧。。。。
9.不以结婚为目地的谈恋爱,都是在替别人养老婆
10.和老婆聊到男的达飞机的事,我说男的叫达飞机,女的叫什么啊?她说叫摘木耳。当时我就服了

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In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

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Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


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The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


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