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1.今天听移动的员工说了个段子,他们被一个客户投诉了,因为他们的营销活动是“预存话费就送油,还有机会日韩游”,那个客户名叫韩游
2.男友要我扣扣密码,说要检查我,我说:咱俩交换,你密码也给我,结果,他一句话:那算了。
3.记得高一下学期的时候,我和一姐们儿去网吧通宵,刚开学,网吧人多,所以没有空包间了,姐们儿坐在外面,我坐在已经坐了一个男生的7号包间里,开始没怎么注意他,后来我发现我看恐怖片的时候,他一直看我的电脑,我以为他也喜欢恐怖片,谁知道在整个片子最恐怖最精彩的时候,这货拿着手机带着哭腔对手机那边的人说:“你快来啊,我旁边有个女的在看恐怖电影,好可怕!”然后……十五分钟后……网吧外来了个女的估计是他女朋友,搂着他走了…搂着……
4.今天我最喜欢的人发短信问我:“我在你心里是什么?”
我想都没想就回达:“下半生的奋斗目标。”可是一急将“生”打成“身”了
5.本人有一姨,四十多岁,不会打字,家里装了台电脑,有摄像头无麦克。哥哥割哥哥。一日,我在她家,帮她与其同事QQ聊天,她说我帮她打字,聊了有一阵,我有事要走,她让我把视频打开,我帮她打开,只见她掏出纸笔,把要说的话写下来,放在摄像头前。于是她们流畅的继续聊天了。
6.早上,寝室内 -- -割---- 一下铺同学惊叫说“我昨天梦到被人爆菊了” 大家狂笑。 这不是GC,从远方传来低沉的声音,那声音来自他上铺 “你不是在做梦,那是真的” 真的。。真。。。
7.今年回家,表弟对我说:我现在不敢自己走夜路了。我:为什么?答:我现在的尿不能辟邪了。。。。。
8.有次和老公一起看电视,看到2个女主持人,老公说一个很漂亮,另一个就一脸的克夫相....第一次GG,是这样么.....然后我问我老公我是什么相,老公又想说我旺夫相,又想说我发财相,结果口误。。。
9.外公家在江边很多人家都捕鱼----格格吉祥----一个夏天外公抱着还是胖婴儿的我在渡船上玩衣服太光滑了我直接从外公的肩膀滑倒江里去了 还是大家手忙脚乱地用捞鱼的兜把我捞上来的 从此外公再也没抱过我。。。
10.发短信问对方在干什么,结果得到这样的回复………其实可以不割的………刚刚陪我哥那女儿玩躲猫猫,好不容易藏起来,还暗自高兴自己选地方的高明,藏了二十分钟毫无动静,出去一看,那小毛孩竟然在看喜羊羊与灰太狼,顿时我就石化了…

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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