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按标题昨天本来应该发第二弹的,但是下了班回过神来已经这个时间了,所以只好挪到27号多加一弹了,大家不要在意这些细节%>_<%
1.刚刚在网上订了KFC的外卖,特地注明要求帅哥送餐……于是……于是就真的是帅哥送餐过来唉……哈哈哈……帅哥一直不敢抬头,找钱的时候手抖的钱都掉到地上了…… 然后帅哥说,对不起,您的要求好特别啊,我有点紧张……
2.
刚看到的,还热乎
高帅富:嫐 !男屌丝:挊!白富美:嬲 !女屌丝:窊 ! 大龄女屌死:窳
3.暗自倾慕已久的女生让我做她的模特,给我画了幅肖像画,作为作业交给了老师。没过几天,她还邀请我一起去见她的老师。我心中窃喜,但不见下文。后来打听才知道,原来老师看到她作业后,一开始只给她不及格,说她画的比例不对,五官变形了,但把我带去给老师看后,老师给了她一个A+。。。
4.我同学形容我 精神病院东西南三面大墙都倒了 你是从北大墙翻出来的
5.从银行取完钱见到一辆运钞车,没有人把守,好奇上前去看,趴到一个车窗上往里看,什么都看不见,换了一个还是看不见,如是下去,四个车窗都看了都看不见,觉得无趣离开,转身从车前挡风玻璃看到里边五个拿着防暴枪的哥哥全都笑倒了...
56真人真事,就尼玛一句话,老婆今晚喝醉归来,替她脱衣,她穿的男士内裤,对,那不是我的啊……
7.小外甥一岁多点,还不会说话。冬天,天冷,穿的多,像个粽子似的
--手机也割--
就刚才,我抱着他的时候一不小心让他后脑勺碰到墙了,那声音,我听着都觉得疼。果然,立马就哇哇的哭了起来,边哭还边摸额头。我纳闷:明明碰的后脑勺干嘛摸额头呢?我姐淡定的说:他摸不到后脑勺……

8.一句话不咯——昨天我妈对我说:我特别不喜欢睡觉时有人碰我。我回答:那我就纳闷儿了,我是怎么来的。 全家安静
9.今天提着一个肯德基的袋子去吉野家买餐,一开门服务员盯着我的袋子亲切的喊:欢迎光临肯德基。当时就给我笑趴了。。。
10.尼玛怎么木有规定说女澡堂不让带12个月以上的男孩进浴池阿!!!
尼玛让我一个未婚少女被一个一米高的男孩纸摸PP是什么感觉阿!!!
尼玛男孩纸的妈妈还在那边笑阿!!!!
1.刚才跟老婆大吵了一架,心情坏透了。等她睡觉之后,我偷偷溜进厨房,把橱柜里的瓶瓶罐罐都拧了个严严实实
2.
北京南站的4SQ上有个老外留言吐槽“没有中国身份证根本就没法在自动售票机上买票,那他妈的他们弄个英文界面干屁啊!”
3.围观过俩MM被俩黑黑搭讪。。。我们这地儿非洲兄弟巨多。。。
  
  MM在吃饭,非洲兄弟过来拼桌,先磕磕绊绊地用中文自我介绍啊BLABLA然后撑不住了用英文BLABLA最后要电话号码。。。
  
  MM甲表情纠结地沉默了很久……我估计她是不想给,想问MM乙,可中文黑黑也听得懂,英文也听得懂,手势表情都落在他们眼里……
  
  最后MM甲憋出来一句——
  
  “子欲与之友乎?”

4.现在撸管不叫撸管了,出新名词了!!!跟大家普及下新知识...中国文字,博大精深...隆重介绍——“挊”nòng
5.老爸和老弟要一起去参加婚礼;新郎是老爸同学,新娘是老弟同学
6.高中语文课,老师讲感动中国十大人物说道有个妈妈需要换肾,他儿子撒了个善意的谎言把自己的肾捐给了妈妈。
然后我嘴贱问同桌“你说他撒了个什么谎”
那货一脸淡定的回答“妈,我有三个肾!”
7.申请美国学校时说自己是个gay会有奇效:一方面对方会觉得你很特别,而且有勇气追求自己的价值观;另一方面如果对方拒了你,你就可以告他歧视槑槑。
8.手机不割。现在好多人聊天喜欢发“。。。。。。”来表示无语,我不喜欢,因为不知道要怎么接下去。刚才闺蜜又给我发了一排。。。。。。我怒回:你为什么总给我发一排卵细胞,需要我给你回,,,,,,,,,吗?!
9.就刚刚。给我女朋友发短信说:我要有外遇了怎么办? 她回:我狠温柔,最多搞残你,不会搞死的! 我说:你真好! 她回:做不了夫妻,还可以做姐妹!
10.每天都要挨骂四次,

早上不起床,

起床就上网,

一天不看书,

晚上不睡觉....

四枪全中的举个手。

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