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围着桌子很开心的边笑边吃
2.边一个朋友叫依慧，前天他男朋友向她求婚了。
他给她寄了个包裹，打开来是一枚戒指，还有一盘磁带。我朋友好不容易翻出了N年不用的录音机，勉强还能用，然后录音机里响起了她男朋友浑厚幽怨的声音：“千年等依慧，等依慧啊啊~~~~~”
3.放假在家，觉得自己越来越像霍金了，每天窝在椅子或床上，歪着脖子，呆滞的望着前面，然后偶尔用几下手指
4.不是我没文化词汇量低, 但是当喜悦, 兴奋, 伤悲, 怜悯, 落寞, 愤怒, 绝望, 低沉, 平静, 无助, 失望, 满足, 激动, 疼痛, 欣慰,温暖, 寒冷, 恐惧, 沮丧, 忧愁, 尴尬, 困惑, 疲劳, 热情, 冷漠, 消极, 厌世, 思念, 支持, 抵触..这些情绪都可以用一个"操"字来表达的时候我干嘛要和你说那么多
5.本人是家里最小的一个，姐姐们都花枝招展属妖孽状，且比我大3、4岁左右，所以每次一起逛街全全充当小跟班拎包角色-------------混个------------各种小店门口都会有“同行莫入”这样的小牌牌，看到这个我都会悄悄落后她们的脚步，一个人蹲在门口画圈圈，还争取不要做得那么明显。直到我发现这个“同行”是hang不是行啊....作为群众演员的真心伤不起。。。。
6.年底了，祭奠下墙上风干的孩子，打扫下床下用过的手纸…
7.。。。。昨天去洗澡。看见一个人拿着钢丝球搓背
8.家附近有人办葬礼，我路过的时候瞄了一会=======割一个长两个=========一帮穿黑衣服的人围着一张桌子说说笑笑，司仪说：“追悼会第四项开始。”那帮人“嗖”一下窜到遗像边，跪地上就开始鬼哭狼嚎
9.本想买条狗给爸妈解闷，结果他们炖吃了！
10.刚得知今年16岁比我小几月的表弟，已经荣升为父亲了，我的右手表示压力无比巨大。
1.一句话不割，今天和女朋友妈妈见面，见到时我就震精了，她妈妈不是别人，因为我在威海嫖过她。
2.写几个我的好朋友(女)的故事。
话说我跟她是同学，上学时她就很独立，很有想法，一毕业就自己去闯深圳，最近聊天才知道她为什么这么有担当——因为她有一个心理年龄很不成熟的母亲（她妈妈是独生子女，从小家里溺爱，导致不会干活）。
以下是她为了证明母亲不成熟，告诉我的一些小故事：
（一）20年前，青岛暖气还不发达，冬天的教室非常冷，她妈妈用晴纶棉给她做了一条很厚的棉裤，她穿上以后冷得都没心思听课，直到现在她都特别耐冻，气温降到零度她最多穿条春秋裤，因为小时候冻习惯了。后来她问妈妈：“你不知道晴纶棉不暖和吗？”她妈妈说：“真的嘛？我不知道啊！”-_-|||
（二）小学时，我们都是父母给做早饭，她们家倒过来，我同学每天5：30去买豆浆油条，早饭买回家，把爹妈叫起床，一起吃早饭。
（三）以前的大米不像现在都是免洗大米，她们家吃米饭吃到沙子的几率特别特别的高，后来她才发现，原来她妈妈不会淘米，洗洗就下锅，后来她家就索性不吃米饭了...
（四）她每次时跟妈妈一起回家看姥姥，姥姥总是叮嘱她，你妈不懂事，你多让让她，别跟她争昂~~~那时候她妈妈已经快50了
（五）她妈妈如果一个人会去看姥姥，回家时，姥姥总让姥爷送她妈妈去车站，车站离姥姥家只有500米，但是姥姥不放心她妈妈一个人走过去，关键那时她姥爷都80多了，还要送孩子上车，擦汗A^_^)
（六）直到现在，她妈妈都快60了，每次做菜，不会做了，还打电话回家问姥姥：“妈，这个菜用不用烫一下再炒，什么时候加调料？”
（七）其实她妈妈人特好，每次我们去她家拜年，都必须留下吃饭，我要走她就拼命攥住我的手腕，无法挣脱，只好留下吃饭，饭后回家一看，手腕处一圈淤青，阿姨是实实在在的留我啊......
第二年春节，有了前车之鉴，我特地带上一个不太熟的同学一起去，她妈妈把我当自己人，就拼命的劝那位同学吃饭，结果小姑娘一顿午饭吃了3个馒头，才被放过，回来哭诉，再也不陪我去拜年了：
3.
小时候家里养了一只花猫，我想说，这货成精了……曾经在家偷吃犯错被活捉，被老妈一顿教育…结果，晚上吃饭时，灶台上多了一大块羊肉，上面有明显的猫的牙印，老妈纳闷，然后那货出现，很谄媚的围着老妈转，晚上全家吃了顿羊肉汤，g潮…第二天邻居来家里串门，谈到家里一大块羊肉放在桌上离奇失踪了…我们全家囧了……
4.同学爸爸给他买了个空气净化器，正常的时候一条横线，轻度污染两条，最多五条。。。。。然后他撑得没事儿干就对那玩意放了个屁＝。。＝
5.高一军训站军姿，大家都汗流浃背的站着呢，就在这时，一男的大吼一声：报告教官！下边痒！
教官一愣，看了看那男的下边，小声说痒就挠呗！然后那男的挠了挠下巴…教官就和我们一起凌乱了。。
6.爸爸妈妈还有妹妹教我打麻将！！赢走了我全部的压岁钱啊！还有半年的零花钱作抵债！呜呜呜…瞬间感觉不是亲生的了。。。有木有！
7.本人女，今年21岁了，没事还是喜欢和老妈撒撒娇神马的。……………………………咯咯哒……………………
今早刚起床就觉得有点饿，于是走到在厨房忙活的老妈身边嗲嗲的搂着老妈说，妈妈～我饿了……结果，老妈淡定的说……没奶了……我当时就凌乱了……
8.老爸一个喷嚏导致胸部肌肉快速收缩,说简单点,就是断了三根肋骨。。。。。。
9.电脑系统出问题了，需要重新装，但是姐不会啊，正好老弟在家就让他给我装的……→_→……他装系统的时候我问他为什么都是男生会装系统、修电脑，女生却不会？我以为他会说因为男生动手能力强。但是他说因为男生的电脑容易中病毒……→_→……我想我邪恶了
10.大年初一做梦把自己纠结醒了。梦到那货后悔了回来找我，说要离婚跟我好，但是他还有孩子要一起带来，二十多个。出于教师的职业敏感我问他，"你也开班当老师了？"那货回答"都是我自己的。"至今犹记得梦里我那句很有内涵的话，我说："靠！！二十多个！这两年你没干别的吧！"
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
