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1.我擦!我擦!我擦!我擦!我擦!我擦--------------妹妹吖-----话说楼主(男)有那么一哥们(女),我们从小一起长大,天然呆,在我面前各种2。去年夏天我在她房间帮她整电脑。那天她穿裙子,在房间翻箱倒柜的。说有条内内不知道扔哪了,让我帮忙找找,我说我怎么知道你内内怎么样的阿。她双手把裙子一掀,说就是这样的,不过是白色。。。。。。。。。
2."为什么红色警戒叫红警,而不叫色戒?" ,"因为星际争霸哭了"
3.大学时隔壁班有个叫:赵文龙的,刚开始叫赵兄,赵兄,罩胸。觉得不对,又改叫文兄,文胸好像也不对。再改叫龙兄,龙兄,隆胸,还是不对。最后得出结论,这人只能做小弟,不能叫兄。
4.听来的,我变换人称叙述一下。我家住村里,独院,二层的房间租出去了。——分割线——有一天我爸爸抱回来一只猫,想养。话说这只猫全身都是黑的,只有四个爪子是白色的。我妈不悦,依照她的说法,这种猫是“戴孝”的猫,不吉利的,不好养在家里,我爸悻悻的把猫抱走了。没过两天,爸爸又抱来了另一只全黑的猫,和上次的差不多大小。我妈妈正在狐疑,二层住房的老太太在上面大声喊:“我见他用墨水涂了一上午来着!”
5.看相亲节目最讨厌的就是某些内心物质的女孩口口声声说要找到一个能够读懂自己的男人,想说你们就是一本看图说话,总共也就3页,一页画着车子,一页画着房子,一页画着票子。需要很难读懂吗
6.一朋友说考他8岁de表弟十以内的加减法,三秒钟内答对了就给他玩电脑,他弟欣然接受,然后我那朋友写了如下字条“7.3212423+8.21312344=?”他老弟瞬间崩溃!
7.本人男,放假回家乡玩,跟表哥同睡一张床……哥哥哥哥……昨天晚上做梦,梦见自己拉耙耙,硬是拉不出 。今天早上起来发现菊花好痛。看了那么久糗百,总感觉有点不对劲
8.根据我小时候的经验,人的排泄物固体在一般情况下是咸的
9.除夕夜,
停电,
除了干老婆没啥可干了
10.今天去一个亲戚家,已经多少年没去过了,上次去的时候是上小学一二年级,当时亲戚家有一个小妹妹,还跟我玩儿过,此为背景~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~格~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~今天去给她们家拜年,没想到是一个细腰美腿嫩白直发小美女给我开门,哥凌乱了,他家人说,还记得这个小时候跟你一块洗澡一块玩儿的哥哥吗?只见她羞答答地叫了声,哥哥好。心都颤了有木有!悲催的是,我怎么不记得她跟我洗过澡,呜呜,这么优美的动人画卷我给忘了~~~

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In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

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The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

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The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


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