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被家里逼着相亲什么的弱爆了,我娘亲为了帮我找对象去开了个婚介所!!!!!

大家都知道最近食堂涨价涨的很凶。。。。。。。。。。(爷割的不是分割线,爷劈开的是两腿间的那条缝)。。。。。。。。。。。。今天去食堂买饭,发现大米都涨价了,可是馒头依然没有涨价,于是刚想夸一下食堂,旁边的一哥们说到,TMD,食堂涨价就涨吧 馒头还缩水 以前的馒头是C罩杯,现在是A了。。。。。。。

学校政教主任喜欢穿学生校服上班,其实就是装便衣好抓个搞对象,尤其酷爱站在班级后门监视学生,一天,主任正在后门监视,一哥们上厕所回来,发现后门有个人,背影和他死党超像,于是顿生邪念,悄悄溜到“死党”后面,双手合十,将全身气力集中到食指,瞄准后门那位的菊花,一秒钟后,政教主任手捂菊花倒地。。。。后来。。。就没有后来了。。。据说那哥们被开除了,但是敢于爆政教主任菊花的事迹被传为佳话,供后人瞻仰。。。。

数学老师讲课时神侃,谈到了找对象的问题:我说你们现在找上有什么用?明年考完大学人家在北京,你在哪?再弄上个异地恋,以后人家找上好的了把你一踹,有什么用?还不如现在好好努力,他去北京,你就去美国,他不是找个北京妞吗,你就找个洋婆子。

2012年1月14日新闻标题:诺天王破23000阿联3分 小牛轻取雄鹿迎四连胜---荤哥吃肉-----
被‘某著名画家’控诉的广大网友留言:
留言1:本场比赛阿联狂砍三分,并有惊人的一次抢断,在阿联的带领下,小牛5人上双,取得了比赛最终的胜利!
留言2:阿莲本场比赛,怒递11条毛巾,狂饮15瓶佳得乐饮料,疯狂登场360秒,成功拿到个人本赛季首个三双!!!! 阿莲加油!!
留言3:易建联是全宇宙第一个逼迫美国人签订不平等条约的中国人!

本人刚放假,由于平日没怎么看过电视,今晚和堂哥,堂哥的女友,堂姐一起看电视,正好看到个林志玲卖护肤品的广告,我想了半天都想不起她是谁,便问他们,她叫什么来着,堂哥答:林志玲。我当时顿悟:嗯,怪不得我说那么像波多野结衣呢.

回想起来以前看命中注定我爱你时里面第一集还是第二集陈乔恩和阮经天第一次的床戏中间穿插着飞机火箭大炮发射之类的镜头。。。当时不理解。。。现在好像明白了什么。。。

一悲催的孩纸!那天和一哥们看他的家庭照。看到一张全家福,他说,这个是我妈,那个。。。应该是我爸!

本人公司有一美女特爱化妆=====本来就小,绝对不割=====有一天她起床晚了,忘记化妆了,匆匆忙忙来到了公司,结果那天她被记了旷工。。。。。。。原因是没被人认出来!素颜秒杀一切啊!哈哈

本人玩魔兽世界,有独立收入·但是被女友控制。
··········愤怒歌···············
话说前几天女友突然对我说不需我买点卡。想买的话可以,必须被她爆菊花。TAT,本人不从就不能玩魔兽。话说昨天她给我买了30块的点卡。真的不知道下次爱爱的时候怎么面对她。

厕所的好心室友
-------是这么割吧------------
送来了我望眼欲穿盼望已久的手纸,在我的千恩万谢中反手掏出了相机

小侄女今年五岁,上的幼儿园中班,---割去---老师上课做活动,让一个同学演奥特曼,一个演怪兽,问谁愿意上台配合表演,小朋友都很积极踊跃,小侄女同样积极举手要求上台,可她要求演怪兽,毫无悬念的由她表演怪兽,一个男同学演了奥特曼,这是GC嘛?当然不是,在台上,小侄女把"奥特曼"揍哭了。

下周朋友公司年会,周五晚上老板给朋友发短信,说:开年会的时候,你唱首离职的歌。。
晴天霹雳啊!!!!朋友还挺撑得住,回了一个:那我唱首离歌吧(朋友画外音:想留不能留嘛)
过了一会老板回短信说。。。。









打错了,是励志的歌。。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

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Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


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The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

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The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


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E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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