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每次用迅雷下东西,当看到速度低于200时,我就默默的把qq旋风打开,然后就看到迅雷把速度提到了400以上

昨晚看那个郭德纲和孟非主持的《非常了得》,那个柳岩和姜振宇都对那个导演的身份看走眼了,郭德纲和孟非说这是这个节目很少见的2个专家都看错的情况,然后出现了让哥虎躯一震菊花一紧震精的对话:
柳岩:哎呀,导演最容易让人上当了,因为他们都好会演哦!!
郭德纲:那你的意思是说你上过很多导演的当了?。
柳岩:(用手指着老郭做娇嗔状)你才上过很多导演的当呢。
镜头一转,这边孟非一脸坏笑:老郭啊,你刚才说柳岩上过很多导演的当,我以为你后面没那个“当”字呢。

看到一人从公厕出来,一步一个脚印,一步一个脚印。。。姐当即石化,无语啊。。。。

一天晚上,我正在睡觉,突然不知从哪里传来了哀乐,也不知道是谁家死人了。
第二天早上,拉着小侄女的手出去溜达了一圈,才知道是邻村的老刘去世了。
小侄女说:“人活着真有意思,活着活着就死了。”

哥们踢球被撞,胸口呼吸的时候会疼
——————————————————————————————————————
去医院做彩超,医生突然大喊:“我靠,快来看啊!那个屋的,快点出来!!!”哥们当时直接就疯了,以为得了什么大病。然后医生说:“看到没,这就是最健康的心脏……”

有一次跟一个女生闹,她拿篮球一下打到了我的脸上,其实一点都不疼,那我也假装倒了下去,她赶紧来扶我,她蹲了下来,因为她的衣服领口很短而且又松松垮垮,她的里面大好风光被我幸运的一览无遗,我看的呆住了,只听她‘阿’的一声,我回过神来,以为被发现了,她大声说:完了,你鼻子被我打坏了,流了好多血!~~~

本人女,刚结婚半年
~~~~~~~小割一下下~~~~~~
一天和老公看黄子华,里面有一段说到男人三大心愿是“升官、发财、死老婆”。我和老公两人都笑了,也没在意。
晚上睡觉,我突然想起,就问老公:“黄子华说的那些,老公你想不想吖?”
老公说:“升官发财这种东西,就不敢想咯。”说完就睡了。我也睡了。
只是,怎么老觉得这话有点怪怪的?!

今儿去澡堂洗澡,刚进门就听见搓澡的师傅说:“进来的都是欠搓的!”……

发个我们语文老师的。老师讲初唐四杰:“杨炯,卢照邻,王勃,骆宾王。最有名的王勃,二十多岁就死了。有才的死的早啊!你看你们,活的容光焕发的。”

说我一哥们和他女友逛街时,路遇一“算命大师”,他女友最近有点掉RP,非要花10块钱算上一卦。大师看了看他女友的手相说:“你以后会有一个孩子。”这时那哥们插了一句问道:“我以后会有几个孩子啊?”大师拿起他的手看了半天坚定的道:“你以后至少有三个孩子”...

背景:我每天要走10分钟去公交车站坐车!--------割了就过了-------今天绝对是倒霉的一天:早上出门赶路走行人路被车撞了,吓了个半死一激动踢了车一脚,结果司机往前开了一点后下车检查车,然后向我走来,我一看,我擦,这是要干仗啊,于是带好手套,等着那个司机接近,等他接近后一句话就打败了我!"你凭什么踢人家的车!"然后拿个防狼喷雾剂喷我,惯例这不是g潮,g潮是【司机非女性】。。。我日,到底谁的错啊!眼睛好难受啊。。。。。。对了车牌号[陕A T1808]

昨天看到一同学更新了说说,内容如下———还是割了好———1)曹操抓了关羽,对其很好。2)关羽带刘备老婆去曹营。3)曹操放了关羽,并让其带刘老婆一起走。4)赵云救阿斗时,曹操不让人放箭。5)刘备见了阿斗就想摔死他。6)魏军攻到成都。阿斗开门投降。
真相啊有木有!!

前些日子,我一大学同学的媳妇来他看,我同学让我陪他去买TT,到一处药店,我同学选中一款,付款的时候我同学在和我说这款TT的优点,然后收银的小姑娘面不该色的说:这款不适合你们,建议试试这种。说完顺手在柜台里取出一盒TT,哥顿时惊了,我同学弱弱的道:不是我们用!

去朋友家,朋友租的两室一厅中的一室,另一室是两个哥们合租。
忍痛割…………爱…………
朋友忍不住放了个P,真可谓是毒气。
我只好把房门打开,通风散气。
一会,只听对面一声恶吼:你TMD的是不是放P了!!!
另一声音响起:我都被熏了好久了,没好意思说你,你TMD别自己不承认就赖我!!!
随即听见对门传来一阵噼里啪啦的打斗声

一套小房子住6个人伤不起啊`
最近屋里有人没事就看PPS之类的,把我们网的带宽全占了`
连个网页都打不开,很烦`
-------------------------
过了两天,我想了个好办法`
只要每次网络开始卡,我就默默地打开PPS,PPlive,UUsee,迅雷,flashget,酷狗,网页下载,itunes下载,反正是有在线播放的东西全部打开.
五分钟之后再关掉这些,网速就恢复正常了`

BF妈妈说我面相好,福气好。浓眉,招风耳,毛长,这些全是福气好的象征。BF说这不是猴子的象征么?……

儿子今天公布期末考试成绩,语文英语都是一百,数学错一题,九十九分。题目是〝17的后面是多少?〞儿子答了〝18〞,错了!正确答案竟然是〝16〞!!!!!

本人高中生,话说第一天上高中,老班给我们训话。说:你们脖子上都别戴项链,只要带我就给你撸下来,我撸的也不是一回两回了。

以前一直以为女生上厕所拿纸是嫌厕所脏,拿去垫的,直到今天才知道,因为她们没法抖,所以只能用纸擦。。。。




// @娄艺潇 :瞧瞧咱好男人// @文章同學 :别吵吵!还带孩子呢!// @王菲 :咱别生气啊!// @谢霆锋 :好你妹!!!// @edc陳冠希 :手感还是柏芝的好!!!//@杨幂:小样// @苍井空 : 你胸大? // @柳岩 :老娘就是胸大,关你P事,滚粗// @罗玉凤 : 刘恺威不是杨幂的男朋友吗?小样!别以为胸大就能当小三,再说刘恺威长的也不怎么样。


今天斗地主看到, 冠军得个车票,,,,地球人已经不能阻止铁道部卖票了,,

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