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1.昨天跟一女生散步,她说好冷,我就和她说:“你听过这个段子没,说一对男女在散步,女生说好冷。普通青年就脱下衣服给她披上,文艺青年就解开自己衣服把她搂怀里,二比青年说:'你学我,蹦蹦就不冷了'。”

然后她笑了一会,说:“还有个傻比青年说了个笑话。”
2.我原来一直认为自己是个备胎。我还挺高兴,至少,我还有机会。直到前几天我才幡然醒悟,我就整个一千斤顶啊!!!她丫的只有在换备胎的时候才会想到我啊!!!丫备胎换上了,又没我事了啊!!
3.请问:临近新春哪里的人员最密集?
答:火车站
请问:临近新春哪里的购物最疯狂?
答:火车站售票厅
请问:临近新春哪个购物网站不打折但是购买量大且天天瘫痪?
答:铁道部订票网站
请问:临近新春哪个电话客服态度最恶劣但是人们秉承着客服伤我千百遍我待客服如初恋的原则继续拨打?
答:铁路订票电话
请问:临近考研为什么自习室人越来越少?
答:全去买火车票了,广大学子表示回家大于等于考研...
4.小柒今天吃火锅吃到不行了 吃完以后默默去了校医院…
…………………=V=……………………
坐在医院的沙发上各种不舒服 坐在医生前面那个长的不错少年各种尴尬 时不时回头看我 扭扭捏捏不说话…然后掏出手机写了点什么给医生看…

只听医生阿姨淡定的问他…你刚刚是不是吃了什么辣的…他点头…

然后阿姨继续淡定:你刚刚SY了吧…SY之前记得洗手 生z器就不会痛了…

小柒我立刻就精神了…然后这事的g潮也来了…

那哥们登地就站起来了…先看了我一眼 然后对着阿姨咆哮…“尼玛你撒尿不抖几抖啊!!!”

5.中午进行选修课考试中,陌生号来电,挂断,回短信“什么事?考试呢”,接到短信“那明天给你送快递吧,好好考
6.我的闺中密友是个幼师,人很单纯爱幻想,我一直觉得她工作很开心快乐,以上是背景——哥哥我还要———结果就在元旦当夜,她跟我吐槽说,你知道作幼师有多痛苦么,每天看着那么多顾家、爱孩子、有车子、有银子滴帅哥,却都是别人的老公!!!
7.和老爹老妈一起上楼回家,我走在最后一个,老爹把家门一开,进去了,娘亲第二个进去,然后吧唧就把门关上了,留我一个人在家门前满脸黑线T^T
8.千万别信网上说的什么“吵架的时候说那么多废话干嘛,直接吻上去”。
尼玛第二天肿着嘴去上班的……
9.很简单,元旦去女友老家附近的度假村度假,她妈妈让她弟弟跟着,美言是当导游!尼玛,见过导游硬要和游客睡同一间房的吗?长夜漫漫,什么都没干…
10.去过北京的朋友都见过,北京公交车售票员一般手里会拿一面小旗子或是红白相间的小棍儿(没见过的糗友请自行参考赛跑用的接力棒),伸出车窗外挥舞,并嚷到:注意了啊注意了啊!靠边儿,靠边儿!提醒过路的行人和车辆注意避让。

-----背景比正文长了,头重脚轻-------

今天坐公交出去办事,快到站的时候,我看见售票员把那小棍儿敲在了窗外一个骑自行车的大爷头上。。。。

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In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

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The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


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