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1.背景:几个同学在一起打牌闲聊。---------------分割线-------------- 其中一娃随口问了句:你们说这个“情谊千金不抵胸脯四两”里的四两到底是个什么罩杯啊?而后另一个娃立马拿起了笔纸开始演算起来,演算过程为:四两=200g,那么一个rf的质量m=100g,人体rf密度按人体脂肪密度(0.79g/cm³)算,则一个rf的体积V=126.6cm³,将rf的形状近似成个半球,1/2*4/3∏r³=126.6cm³,求得rf的半径r=3.92cm,上下围的差值近似成两个椭圆的周长之差,椭圆周长公式为L=∏(a+b),其中两个椭圆的b值相等,a值的差值就等于rf的半径r,求得ΔL=∏r=12.3,按照罩杯的划分AA约7.5cm、A约10cm、B约12.5cm、C约15cm、D约17.5cm、E约20cm,解得:胸脯四两顶多也就个小B而已,也就是说情谊千金还抵不过个小B啊。。。
2.老师上课讲圣经,说发大洪水的时候把所有生物都淹死了。一同学说:“你确定?”老师:“确定!”,同学:“那鱼呢?”,老师:“你出去!”
3.背景:老公是我追了一年半追回来的,我俩大学同班同学。-----咯咯------大四那会,我就看见人家顺眼的不行,走到哪儿跟到哪儿。开始不带搭理的,出去玩,不去;去游泳,不去;大家聚会,不去;唱歌,不去;过圣诞,不去。除了吃饭,就窝在宿舍里打游戏,打游戏比什么都亲。
好在吃饭的地点由我定。于是乎:我就把吃饭的地点定在了前门,学校在海淀。做特2路来回5个小时,下车还得来回走1个多小时,嘿嘿,让你不出来陪我,这下来回怎么也得8个多小时。吃晚饭,中午就得出发。历经一年终于拿下
ps我估计不是累趴了,就是心疼游戏时间的
4.我是男的。。我离婚了。。在征婚网站找对象,认识一个也离婚的,我俩聊好几天,我俩视频。。但我的摄像头坏了。。我看见她了。。挺好看的。。她觉得不公平。。我就给了她一张照片。。约好今天去修摄像头。。我兴冲冲的拎着摄像头回家。。上Q。。发现我被删了。。。
5.研表究明,汉字序顺并不定一影阅响读。”
6.一句话不割 哥们的女友以为我跟哥们有一腿 然后分手了。。
7.考试不是打dota
请不要团队合作——厦大学生工作处宣
ps我爱厦大
8.大早上的同事为了和你打招呼把摩托车撞到你身上。。
9.三鹿和蒙牛告诉我们一个道理:畜生是靠不住的
10.老夫老妻12年了,偶尔激情的拥抱,居然习惯性的帮对方挠挠后背

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The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


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