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1.今天听我们敬爱的年轻女导师讲了个真实的故事,在这里分享下————割—————她念高中的时候,学校里有一对双胞胎姐妹。两人一文一理,各有擅长,但综合水平都一般。两姐妹上高三的时候,其父母做了一个惊人而英明的决定:让妹妹留级到高二。。。。。。于是,在姐姐高考的时候,妹妹去槑槑了姐姐的弱科。最后姐姐以高分上榜。过了一年,妹妹高考了,姐姐从大学回来,替妹妹考了不擅长的科目。整个过程中,老师全都知道,却毫无办法。因为两个人长得一模一样。姐妹二人双双上的名牌大学,一时间传为佳话。
2.当我第一次见到我现在的女朋友时,我就在想会是那个倒霉的人娶了她。
3.一个朋友上大学一学期胖了三十斤。。放假回家他爸去火车站接他,从他旁边走过楞没认出来,他追上去解释了半天,他爸还是有些怀疑,坚持要看看他身份证。。。。
4.昨天终于鼓起勇气请自己一直暗恋的女生吃饭,饭吃到一半时,猛然发现钱包不知道什么时候被偷了,实在没办法,只好硬着头皮向她开口说话,我吞吞吐吐的说道:“我。。。”这时她涨红着脸说:“我也喜欢你。”
5.小学时,同桌为一剽悍女女,课桌分三八线,她6我4!
但是她仍经常无情的霸占我的地盘,有次把我挤来只剩一个角落!
我忍无可忍,冲她吼道:再这样挤我,以后我就把你娶回家,让你只有睡地板!
从此,女女将三八线的位置改成5、5分。我以为她害怕睡地板,后来同学聚会人家告诉我她怕的是我这张饱经沧桑的脸。。。
6.他:“我想你了,你来找我吧”
我:“上半身还是下半身想?”
他:“下半身”
我:“靠,上半身想的时候再说吧。”
他:“倒立算么?”
我:“。。。。”
7.一哥们考试,一道题让填古代的“四书”。


  刚看到邻桌的写了个“大学”,监考老师就盯上他了。


  没办法,其余三个只好填“大二,大三,大四”。
8.cnt。。处女很久了,,,胸大的苦恼,,,,,,,毕达歌拉斯,,,,,,胸大的糗事特别多,1,永远不能进行跑步等规则行振动运动项目,大胸会随之剧烈震颤,内衣无法束缚;2,不能穿宽松硬质布料的衣服,永远都会被双乳撑得衣服隆起,腰腹水桶一般,身孕一般;3,刷牙必须弯腰45度以上,不然牙膏会滴在胸上。。。。
9.上个半年的时候,女友要来,让我找地方住。那天正好跟室友打完台球路过一家宾馆便进去问了——————————格机格机格机格机————————————
我:住一个月多少?
宾馆大妈:一个人两个人
我:两个
宾馆大妈(抬起头瞄了眼我,又瞄了瞄我背后):奥~~
我扭头看见正四处找地方坐的室友
10.男盆友说他去洗澡,那日大约是大雨,时间又早,学校澡堂里只有他一个人,于是他决定打个灰机。就在biubiu的那一刹那,他看见有人进来了,于是他淡定的把手上的液体揉了揉擦在了头上,开始洗头……

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