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1.今天坐火车,两个老婆婆坐在我身边,其中一个是来送另一个的,俩人双手拉在一起不停的念叨着。要发车了,一个老婆婆下车,回头说了句话,差点把我眼泪逼出来——“姐啊,今年我89岁,你90岁,这是我们这辈子最后一次见面了”
2.一日与同学聊天,聊着聊着说到政府临时工的事情(每次出事都是临时工,大家懂的),同学突然甩出一句经典的话:“政府要是再把犯事的政府人员称做临时工来糊弄人民群众,到时候就别怪我们人民群众把政府称做临时政府!”
同学的形象顿时高大起来!!!!
3.一句话…………割呢就割呢,…………刚挤完工交车、下车一摸口袋多呢一个手机、
4.豆瓣上看到了今年最悲凉的一个贴【今天晚上 请高帅富们对我们未来的老婆好一点 做好安全措施!!!】 内牛满面啊
5.同学讲给我听的。。。。。。。她班有一女生追她班一男生,整天就坐在男生那个旁边,天天花痴状看着男生,还摸男生的大腿,最后狗血的竟是那男的顶不住折磨,竟然妥协了,答应了
6.昨晚听广播听到的,简短不割。
“我爱你。”
“对不起,我有男朋友了。”
“我爱你就会爱你的全部,当然也包括你的男朋友…”
“……”
7.楼上那姐姐、麻烦你下次办事的时候别叫了行不?弄得我每次也得飞机……楼上那哥哥,麻烦你下次办事的时候多坚持一会儿行不?每次我都没完你可完了!
.8.高中时,班主任是教历史的,对门班的班主任是教政治的,我在第一排正中间,平时和老师关系都挺好`~~~~~`gegegege`~~~~~`一天自习课,对门班的政治班主任拿着我们刚考完的历史卷子,到班级来给我们一顿神讲,而且讲得有模有样,大家顿时惊讶,我说我们老师呢?政治老师回答;你们老师在我们班讲政治呢。我伸头一看,果然我们历史老师在人家班讲政治呢。g潮是,在政治老师给我们讲完历史之后,我问他,你俩这是玩儿啥呢?他很无奈地说,唉,本来我大学学的就是历史,来学校之后非让我教政治,你们老师本来大学时候学的是政治,来这儿了非让他教历史。
9.小的时候,我是这这样过的,早上起来开始哭,然后妈妈打我一顿,然后吃早饭,出去玩,跟人家打架,哭着回来,妈妈再打我一顿,吃中午饭,小睡一会儿,出去玩,还是跟人家打架,哭着回来,妈妈再打我一顿,最后就是睡觉了……哈哈
10.话说高考前一天,历史老师给我讲了几道题就坐到班级最后面看杂志了。爪机不割。然后政治老师来班里巡视,走了一圈,看到最后面一学生低头看杂志,遂走过去拿书本敲了下她的头说:考试了还看杂志,然后历史老师无辜地抬头,全班狂笑。

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