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1.本人女,同事男。前天在TB买东西发现钱不够了,遂问其借了200。以上背景。今天中午吃完饭上楼,看见他和一群同事在晒太阳聊天,想起要还钱,于是掏出两张毛爷爷在他面前晃了晃,学失恋33天里的台词说,来,昨晚的小费,给你200不用找了。本以为他会追着打人的,结果这货居然羞涩的说,谢大爷,下次还来喔~
2.10.9.8.7.6.5...1起床!
东风一号跟踪正常,
遥测信号正常,
手机闹钟提示正常,
内衣穿着正常,
外套穿着正常,
棉被展开正常,
现在主体与床板分离,
主体与床板分离…




擦!失败了…
3.背景:前两天学校组织工程硕士期末考试,考的正好是我专业的那科,我朋友要参加,但是一学期去上课的次数一只手都能数过来,没有办法只有求助我这个专业的啦!
早上我兴冲冲的奔向了考场!到了考场,我虎躯一震,菊花一紧,我当时就震惊了!监考老师就是我导师!这不是老寿星喝砒霜嘛!但是导师看到我,说:***,你怎么来了呢?我说:来找空教室上自习来了!他说:那正好我有点事,正愁没人替我监考呢!你来替我,到时候把卷子拿我办公室去!我顿时。。。。
4.大家也知道,人在无聊的时候就会做一些N……的事情。一个人在楼梯口抽烟等下班,天有点冷就在原地小跳。突发奇想,我要是右脚踢左脚会不会摔倒呢。于是我很给力的用右脚踢了左脚的鞋子。由于用力过猛,幅度过大,我把自己踢倒了……
  
  正当我拍拍pi gu准备走人的时候,突然发现一个在楼梯上打电话的MM很吃惊的看着我…
  
  
  然后就听见她说“刚看见一帅哥把自己踢倒了”,“是真的”…………
5.匿了,求人品~。。。不懂如何分割。。。
某天在洗澡,老妈突然闯进来拿洗面奶,很害羞把身体遮住,被白眼:“你有的我都有,遮来干嘛”我脑子突然一抽,说:“我有CN膜你有吗?”“......”“......”泪奔。。
6.今天特舒服的待在宿舍里玩了一下午游戏,一边在幸灾乐祸别的班还未结课一边纳闷宿舍的人都去哪了……等晚上吃完饭回宿舍,宿舍人里的人特惊奇的问我:下午考试,你去哪儿了?!!
7.男子因魔兽世界,放弃了学业,放弃了工作,放弃相亲。。。 妹子愤怒了:不就是一个游戏么。 该男回答:女人虽好,但不能让我30块钱玩4000分钟。。。。 妹子听罢怒道:你要能把老娘一次玩4000分钟,老娘倒贴你30!
8.尼玛,刚刚看一个妹纸的qq在线,打了个招呼然后她的头像就变灰了!
9.和男朋友3年了。。到现在发展到什么话都说。。
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上次,和男朋友在地铁上,不记得老公说了什么,我就损他:“你就是个4,除了2,还是2(4/2=2)”老公顺口就说:“我是4,你就是2,除了你还是你!”瞬时地铁上安静了。。。后来朋友说我骂人够损,男朋友表白够狠。。。但是还是很甜蜜啊。。
10.刚才看到的,有一个人说女朋友总是翻他的facebook,让他没有自己私人空间,问该怎么办。底下有个人给了个解决方法,他说;回国吧,回国你女朋友就再也翻不到了。。。

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