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1.话说我一个同学高中被开除了,因为他晚上拆了学校的课桌椅在操场中央烤红薯……
2.在外地工作,回家的次数逐渐减少。
………………割………………
回家一次,晚上睡觉前向父母提出要求,不准五点起来看电视,五点半就唠嗑。严重影响我休息。
早上不知道使什么时间,忽然觉得有光亮。
迷糊糊的睁开眼睛………………
看见电视正是静音状态,父母则是大眼瞪小眼的看着下方的字幕。
话说,当时的世界是一片寂静…………
ps我高三时候我妈也是看电视看屏幕的。
3.去年跟老婆说真无聊生个孩子玩,现在正发愁怎么把孩子玩大!
4.上大学时巨喜欢一姑娘,在不懈努力下,于姑娘的关系日渐好起来,快毕业的时候,一天姑娘给我发短信,说在宾馆开好房等我。哥们那个H啊,一路都是直直的(你懂的),到了宾馆,默默相望。然后亲亲,然后脱去衣服,然后躺到一起,然后,尼玛,我软了,那个汗流的,女孩各种挑逗,没用,软的很彻底。然后,然后。我们就退房回学校了。回校路上去吃饭,吃饭时,女孩低头的…… 瞬间,我透过衣领看到沟,我硬了!——————
5.于自习室见一女生挺着肚子在看考研资料,敬佩之情油然而生:都快当妈妈了,还认真学习!没过多久,她从衣服里拽出热水袋一枚,奔向教室门外……
6.听到一朋友唱:别等到一千年以后,曹操对我说,童话里都是骗人的,我不可能是你的猴哥猴哥,你真了不得,五行大山压不住你,蹦出个葫芦娃,葫芦娃,一棵藤上七个瓜,风吹雨打都不怕,啊~啊,啊啊啊黑猫警长,登登登,登登登登登登登!
7.有位哥们儿,一直苦于没有女朋友,一日抄起手机群发了接近一百条:“我喜欢你做我女朋友吧。”之后从回信答应了的数个妹子中,挑选了一个做了自己的妹子,直到现在据说感情还很好……
8.同学有一妹妹~~4岁小萝莉,我在同学家玩===========================桌上有杯牛奶,此萝莉想喝~~就一只手指着自己的嘴,一只手指着桌上的牛奶对她姐姐说“姐姐,宝宝要不要喝点什么呀”~~爆笑....
9.一句话不割。。我在单位看肉蒲团,我们经理站在我后面看了十几分钟。。。
10.我们这有个中学今天消防演练,在宿舍点火,用汽油点的,然后三个女同学被烧伤,一个消防队员裤子被烧没了,这算不算糗?

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