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1.与老婆结婚三年,一直用TT避孕,现在事业稳定了想要小孩,可老婆说再等等...此为背景~~~
偷偷把所有TT都扎了小孔,老婆不知道。没多久果然怀孕,故意装作不知情,问老婆怎么回事,意想不到的事发生了,老婆泪流满面的向我坦白交代...
2.刚刚老公在看关于2012的各种讨论,我问他有什么感想,老公淡定答道:没什么,不就死几个人嘛!我惊讶:这一死可就死一球了啊。
老公继续淡定:可我就认识几个呀。
3.昨晚好朋友三个人酒喝多了,晚上一起睡,早上起来一兄弟脖子上多了两个草莓……现在表情特严肃的盯着我们
4.对联不解释…………哥个各歌格……上联:阿联酋求阿联到阿联酋打球……下联:人民币逼人民为人民币卖逼……
5.偶是大学僧。前几天去食堂吃饭,出门看见贴在门口的各种启事,有一张让我着实震撼了一下。原文如下:
昨天在第五机房,不幸捡到一绿色优盘,从内容看是一男同学的,失主如果看到的话请联系,失主的同学看到后请联系,这年头,像我这样的好人不多了,非失主勿扰。1825412****。
6.高中生物课后,班级里产生了对男女差异的讨论。于是,就有人问:为什么女生有处n膜男生没有呢?大家百撕不得骑姐。这时我们班级那朵清纯可爱的女班长弱弱地说:“你们其实也有的,只不过小时候第一次嘘嘘被冲掉了而已……”
7.老爸:闺女,你就是我的猪头肉啊……人家的孩纸都是心头肉……别拿我下酒
8.BBS上有人问,男生睡觉为什么要把手放内裤里

有一BH哥给出了有力的回答“怕丢”
9.高中时,后面坐着两个极品理科男,都是数学极好,英语极烂。
-----\怀恋哥哥张国荣\-----
一天英语考试,我听见后面的理科男 A轻声对理科男 B说,“第10题选D对吧?”
B答,“我选的是B.”
A长吁一口气,“那答案在A,C中选.”
10.背景:学校小吃街有卖烤面筋的,辣椒按要求放。一男生,东北人,很怕辣
…不想割的割…
一次和该同学吃饭,席间说到了这个烤面筋,经典的来了。“哎呀,我那次吃了一个,给我辣得肚子疼了一天,我都以为我要怀孕了…”

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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