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1.想起来了个原来看得帖子
…………………割不割…………………
楼主:请婉转表示你的性别…
回复:ACDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
2.一句话。。。老叔偷玩我psp上的成人游戏时耳机没插紧,我妈在旁边满脸纠结的看着我。。。
3.从淘宝上买了个牛仔衬衫,是按扣的,我家少爷对这扣子很感兴趣**********一休哥******前几天带着我家他出去吃饭,悲催的穿了这件衣服,他吃完了,我让他坐桌子上,我坐椅子上,他两只小猪手,揪着衣服两边一使劲,我就敞胸露怀了。。。。对面都是人啊。。。。。没敢看有没有人看见。。。。。。他还特兴奋的说:奶奶!!!
4.背景:寝室一哥们,我们叫他小泉子。此君体毛极不旺盛……
…………手机割…………
昨天看了小泉子一眼,突然发现这小子胡子长挺长了,就像发现新大陆一样对寝室另一人说:快看,小泉子长胡子了!!这货看了小泉子一眼,感叹一声:小泉子,你这是没阉干净啊……
5.说个以前同学的,很胖的一个男生.
_______________是这样哥吧______________
本人女,有一次和他路过小吃街,基本上全是那些油炸烧烤之类的,我不愿意吃,也不让他吃,他就一直盯着看那烧烤翻来翻去的,眼神能滴出口水的那种,现在想起来都觉得表情在抽搐,当然,这不是GC,GC是后来他实在忍不住了,他那么一大块的体积,用哀怨的眼神看着我,还拽着我衣角,撒娇的说人家想要嘛~
想要嘛..
额- - 悲催的是姐突然回句,迩要我怎么给嘛?
6.一句话某商场促销,凡男友帮买wsj,送纸巾一包!不知是我xe了,还是商场策划xe
7.……越离越哥……话说某日跟2损友去361买鞋,大家进去的时候一损友一直站在门外不肯进来,疑惑之。当我们选好后在付钱的时候那厮突然大踏步走进来对我们说:x总,xx总,需要叫车么?一副毕恭毕敬得样子,我们知道装B时间到了。于是趾高气扬的说:好!然后那厮迅速跑到门口大喊一声:三轮!!
8.最近宿舍管理员发现男生宿舍藏有避孕套…本人女,高中生,在父母心中是乖乖女。然后宿舍就讨论男生宿舍避孕套事件,好激烈啊!然后我就在刚才洗头发时发现洗发露又不见了。然后我就打电话给老爸,可怜兮兮地说:“爸,我避孕套又被偷了…”
9.在国外,去邮局寄东西,工作人员那个态度好啊,花了半个小时把所有易碎物品包了一层又一层,最后装箱称重付邮费,GC来了,哥抱起箱子转身就走,留下一堆人在风中凌乱~~~~
10.。。 割。。。。。。。。。小明和他女友在聊天,聊到遭遇灯神,灯神说超强的jj和超强的记忆力你只能选择一个,小明的女友满脸憧憬的问,你选了哪个?小明使劲回忆了答:我不记得了。。。。。。。


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