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1、坐公交,上来一5.6岁萝莉,没有位置坐了我想让给她然后就说叫我帅叔叔,叔叔就让你坐,结果萝莉面露难色的说,窝还是不坐了老师告诉我们不能骗人。

2、下午实验课,解剖兔子,一女生看着活蹦乱跳的兔子大叫“哇好可爱!”……等老师讲完如何操作后,那女生面无表情的把兔子拧死了……我能感觉到周围男生都呆住了

3、今天跟二货同学在食堂吃饭,一女的从身旁走过,一阵飘香。我一激动对二货同学说,女生的体香真好闻。二货同学不屑的说到:“能不香吗?天天用化妆品腌着,都赶上腊肉了。”

4、和老公正吵得不可开交,他的唾沫星子都要在我脸上喷了层面膜,气炸的我冲到门口准备摔门而出,他突然冲过来拉住我说:“不许走!今天晚上是团购的情侣牛排套餐,你忘了?”......

5、我姐突然跑出房间问我:你刚进我房间了?
我:嗯!
姐:见你姐夫没?
我拿出黄瓜咬了一口:姐,你糊涂了,你还没出嫁呢!

6、:打劫!
:大哥,我洗好澡出来遛弯,没带钱!
:少废话,给我搜!
:大哥,士可杀不可辱,我也是个刚烈之人!
:劳资劫财不劫色,你特么肛裂管我屁事!

7、和妻子去买房子,价钱,房间格局,装修等都了解过了,准备付首付款的时候和售楼小姐无意中了解到和我们做邻居的户主姓王,是单身女,妻子犹豫了,,,,,

8、实时快报:就刚刚,我去买烟,买了包烟十块的。然后我递给了老板十块钱,老板也不接我的钱。我正想说怎么个意思我就买十块的不行啊!他先开口了:“你不用手机的吗?你不知道烟涨价了吗?”。我能说我真不知道吗?

9、去年在一家小厂上班。同事之间玩的都比较熟,什么玩笑都开。有一次老板娘过来(微胖)。一2B同事说人家穿丝袜是为了性感。而老板娘纯粹是在做广告。显示丝袜值量好

10、昨大半夜2点女朋友给我打了一电话又挂了。以下对话 我发短信说:这么晚了还没睡 。 女朋友:你不也是 我:小样,跟我比 女朋友:谁怕谁 我:那好,我们比谁尿的远。 ………


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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