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1、办公室两美女在闲聊。
“最近几个月都没来例假了。”
“不会是怀孕了吧?”
“别胡说,我老公都走一年多了。”
“难道是黄瓜变异了!”

2、这天公司新招了一批员工,老板开心的说他又给公司注入了新的血液。坐我旁边的一哥们小声的嘀咕:“那离职的呢?难道就是公司的大姨妈?”我一听,当时就震惊了!

3、给朋友打电话……哥哥……
“我出车祸了,借点钱来”
“肇事司机是哪里人,是什么车”朋友道。
“我老婆,淘宝购物车”抹眼泪啜泣。

4、英语考试后,小明对室友说:听力考试我根本没听。室友说:那你全蒙的?小明说:没有,我是听后面那人的,他写字很重。A有三划,C只有一划,B、D都两划,但B比D时间长。这才是真正的听

5、家有二货媳妇儿一只!昨晚她告诉我她也想去考张驾照玩玩,看你开车挺好玩的,我什么也没说,从网上找出那个成都女司机的视频,“靠!这谁啊?下手这么狠,算了,不考了,就我这一百斤的身板儿,还不够别人打一下的!”

6、有个学生考试考了58分,便去求老师给自己加点分数,一番软磨硬泡下来,老师终于松口了,答应加分,学生一听,如释重负,老师说,看你这么有诚意,就给你加1分吧,

7、今天群里,一妹子说:男人本来有三个蛋的,孵出来一个!……… ……… ………… ……… ………… ………… ………… …………这话?简直是超越神!!!

8、有两个女闺蜜聊天,A跟B说:现在的黄瓜不好用了。B说我教你一招,回家你把安全套灌上水扔冰箱里冻上,用的时候在拿出来扔微波炉热一下,就好用了。A说了一句话:这跟贴面膜有什么关系?

9、LZ女,前天去相亲,我带上三个闺蜜,男的一个人去,到了那里,那男孩子可能有点紧张,说了一句,感觉好像大学毕业出来面试的场景一样的!!!我一看,他一个人孤零零在那里,我们四个女孩子对着他。。。。

10、今天在公交车上遇到这么一堆父子,
父亲对儿子说:“孩子,中午还要不要吃泡面了!”
儿子说:“不要,不要吃了!”
父亲说:“那一会到你姥姥家,记得进门就负责抱住你妈的大腿哭哈!让她赶快回家!”
儿子说:“呜呜,我负责抱妈妈的大腿,那爸爸你干什么呢?”
父亲说:“我负责抱另一条大腿哭啊!”


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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