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1、十年前,高中那会,我被一群小混混拉到黑巷子里边胖揍,一个姑娘冲进来已摧枯拉朽之势将他们打倒在地,我怀着感激之情和她做了朋友。
十年后,端茶倒水,洗衣做饭,搓衣板都跪坏好几个了。

2、
五一回家,四岁小外甥在邻居家门口和一帮小朋友耍,突然跑过来说:小姨你打我一下,我打你干嘛呢?小外甥说别管了,打一下使劲点,我就照屁股轻轻拍了一下,只见小外甥跑到小朋友跟前说:你看我小姨都打我了,你就别向你妈告状了……

3、和领导出差,领导问我喜欢乌鸡吗?我说喜欢,晚上房间就进来一位黑人女性说我叫的特服!

4、楼主女,记得小时候去医院打针,如果小朋友不哭,医生会奖励一个白色的糖豆豆……

就为了吃这一颗糖豆豆,楼主打记事起,打针愣是没哭过一声……

5、想起一二货朋友。那会在师范学院谈一女朋友。一天我们一起去学校,一进学校大门他就啧啧称赞:写得好,写得好!看看,“今日学生,明日老师”。写的太好了!瞬间就邪恶了。

6、一女性朋友老爱自称软妹纸,今天兴起问她,你到底有多软呢。结果妹纸愣愣神,猛然抱着我的头放到胸上,说就这么软。

7、今天跟老公聊天,他嫌本人胖,我直接告诉他,全方位立体式的长肉,才能保证长出旺夫的面相和体型!自从咱俩结婚,你升职加薪走上人生巅峰了吧?!

8、很多男生不明白女生自拍为什么要连拍好几十张一模一样的。其实同一个角度,同样的衣服,同样的妆,同样的表情,拍个几十张,就是会出现几张特别好看的,这种特别虽然男生看不出来,但是不用怀疑,就是这么神奇。就像你们打英雄联盟,每次平A都差不多,但就是会莫名其妙地出几次暴击,没有任何理由。

PS我去,暴击是因为有装备有符文有天赋好不好、、、、、、

9、纯吊丝至理名言:手能解决的事,干嘛要糟蹋一个女孩呢!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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