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Today I'd like to tell you a stroy of


duang!


The population in this game.
I remember that somebody told me there are 40000 player in this game .
then
duang!

hope there is still half of them alive.....

Fin


就讲一下刚才发生的故事。
今天某个朋友寄给我一个神秘物件。
之前一直神秘兮兮的保密什么的。
领回住处一看,是一个枕头?
好像还很专业的,枕芯和枕套是分开放的。
而且都叠得整整齐齐。
作为一个没见过多少世面的的孩子来说,这还是感觉很高大上的。
然后我想知道一下这个枕头有多大。
这个时候,我阴差阳错的拿起了装着枕套的袋子,来回掂量了一下。
然后我又掂量了一下包装,就习惯性的慢慢的撕开了封口。
然后我感觉我好像有
当魔术师的潜质。
魔术师的潜质。
术师的潜质。
师的潜质。
的潜质。
潜质。
质。

为什么呢


因为我很快发现一个严肃的问题。
这家伙居然膨胀了起来!

没有拍照随手画一下,就将就着看一下吧。
大概就是
______
|_____|

____________
|duang! !!|
|___________|

__________________
|duang! !!!!|
|duang! !!!!|
|_________________|

________________________
|duang! !!!!!!!|
|duang! !!!!!!!|
|duang! !!!!!!!|
|_______________________|

____________________________________
|duang! !!!!!duang! !!!! |
|duang! !!!!!duang! !!!! |
|duang! !!!!!duang! !!!! |
|___________________________________|

_____________________________________________________________
|duang! !!!!!duang! !!!!!!!!duang! !!!! |
|duang! !!!!!duang! !!!!!!!!duang! !!!! |
|duang! !!!!!duang! !!!!!!!!duang! !!!! |
|____________________________________________________________|

________________________________________________________________________________________________________
|duang!!!!!!duang!!!!!!!duang!!!!!duang!!!!!duang!!!!!duang!!!!!| |duang!!!!!!duang!!!!!!!duang!!!!!duang!!!!!duang!!!!!duang!!!!!| |duang!!!!!!duang!!!!!!!duang!!!!!duang!!!!!duang!!!!!duang!!!!!|
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我意识到这个家伙原来可以用来变魔术!
从一个case的大小变成跟人一样的大小。
比如晚会啊,去面试啊,逗小朋友开心啊,居家旅行都可以的。
不对!现在在意的不是这个问题。
而是

这个家伙为什么这么大!
魂淡!
这是要闹哪样?

可不可以下次告诉我这东西是什么枕头再寄给我!
这东西能在集体宿舍用么,魂淡!

于是这一天就这么bi~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!结束了,感谢我的同学。
祈祷ta还能健康长寿。

PS:①、如果你爱ta,送ta个抱枕吧。
②、如果你恨ta,看第一条后半部分。
③、我觉得去开一家淘宝抱枕店可能是一个不错的选择,与第①和第②条无关,也与今天的事情无关。


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