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1、相亲遇一特文静的美女,相聊甚欢,最贱问了句:你平时也这么温柔么…女孩淡淡的说:老娘要平时都这么温柔,还用相亲?

2、。我哥是名驾校教练,今天中午吃饭,接到个毕业蛮久的学生电话!那学生哭着对我哥说:教练你的车卖么?我到现在发现我只会开你那辆车,只会开你那车……

3、突然想起初中时候和同学的大冒险,放学一起走,一女同学输了被叫去买TT,可能现在觉得很正常,当时可是很大胆的了,女同学憋红了脸进去,问老板,老板,有没有塑料袋,老板问要多大的,女同学神回复,能装一根香肠的!!!

4、对我来讲,最大的悲哀就是:每到过年,初中毕业的表哥表姐都是在外地风光的开车回来。而我他妈名牌大学毕业,工作两年,背着破书包,坐着火车硬座回来的。真心尴尬。

5、我问老婆,“当初哪么多追你的,为什么选我?“
老婆:“因为一直拒绝别人,所以想谈次恋爱练练,看你长的这么猥琐,想处上你后,再蹬掉你,结果就被你粘上了,”

6、带着弟弟妹妹去KTV,我不知道他们会唱什么,他们自己点的。谁知道我还没做好准备呢,老弟一声:娘子! 接着老妹一句:啊哈~ 我无言以对,竟然感觉毫无违和感...零零后们也是绝了

7、寒假时和读卫校的朋友一起逛街,然后听见朋友幽幽的说了一句:好久没有看见过这么多活的男的了。我。。。。。

8、话说一次妹子被蜜蜂蛰了,就问度娘该怎么办,见到一个顶的最高的回答~曰:抓住那只蜜蜂,逼他交出解药。。。我。。

9、真人真事~一开车司机不小心把村民母鸡碾死了,村民死活要让他赔一千块,然后各种啰嗦各种纠缠最终赔了一千块~~~~高潮来了,接着村民说母鸡被碾死把老公鸡气死了,再赔五千块…………………

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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