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我觉得张大吊这个名字太粗俗,想换一个文艺一点的叫法,大家有什么好的建议吗? 神回复:张根硕。
你们不知道吗,张根硕还有个哥哥在香港,叫古巨基……
邦哥V587 10-11 13:012
那是他婊哥
三十七画生 10-11 21:493
他们这家祖先叫阳顶天
擎天柱表示不能缺了他

我 :老板,桔子甜不甜?
老板 :甜!
我 :我尝尝
老板 :谢绝品尝!
我 :那我怎么知道甜不甜?
老板 :我吃给你看!你看我表情!

军训时,教官对我们说:“大家感觉我帅不帅,感觉我帅的站出来。”
然后二三十个人站了出来,这时教官说:“你们围着操场跑五圈,我哪里帅了,我怎么没有发现,这只能说明你们虚伪,不诚实。”
剩下的人一阵窃喜,然后教官又说:“剩下的人围着操场跑十圈。”

父亲给儿子一盒酸奶,儿子突然问:“爸爸,喝酸奶我常常把吸管弄折了都戳不进去怎么办?”爸爸说:“这还不简单,平静地将吸管取出,最好在手中把玩一会,眼睛不要看酸奶,装作若无其事,然后趁它不注意猛的一戳!”

老师:“不要沉迷于网络游戏,会让人变的暴力。” 学生:“其实游戏并不是让人变暴力的罪魁祸首!” 老师:“那是什么?” 学生:“机子卡、网络延迟、还有猪一样的队友才是真正的罪魁祸首!”

男:“我发誓一辈子对你好!”
  女:“真的?”
  男:“嗯!”
  女:“那你愿意为了我死吗?”
  男:“愿意!”
  女一巴掌上去:“你死都不怕发誓有个毛用!”然后转身走了。。。

发个刚发生的,楼主中午吃的洋葱,天气太热,满脸通红,路遇交警看到脸红,以为喝酒,屁颠屁颠的就冲过来把头探进驾驶室:喝酒了?楼主直接哈气给他,交警嗷的一嗓子头撞着车框就出去了,我想知道有那么难闻么?

我打算送女儿出国,但是六岁的小女儿却不同意,我问她为什么,她委屈的说:“因为我听不懂他们说的话。”我给她解释:“英语很简单的,天天听,听多了就懂了呀。”她反问我:“可我天天听咱们家狗叫,听了这么多年也没听懂它在说什么啊...”我竟无言以对

临近高考,班里出双入对好多情侣。班主任开班会:“你们这个年龄谈恋爱很正常,但我希望大家也稍微克制一点,马上要体检了,不要到时候班里突然多出个人来。”

刚理发,一六七岁小男孩坐我旁边,声音脆生的对理发师一再要求理的酷一点,好让班上人眼羡,旁边人就问他:你有女朋友了没?他不做声。我单刀直入:你有几个女朋友?他小声说:两个。周围人一下笑开来,一女的问:怎么才两个呀?小孩叹了一口气:我零花钱也不多啊…

咀嚼完的口香糖(炫迈)请用纸包上后再丢,您小小善举可以救小鸟儿一命!您知道吗?随意丢弃嚼过的口香糖,小鸟会误以为是小面包块去吃,然后小鸟就一直飞啊飞,直到累死,因为根本停不下来。

今天无意中看到一句骂人的话,是这样说的:你就是鸳鸯火锅里的清汤锅……,一开始不知道什么意思,后来明白了,鸳鸯锅里面有清汤锅和麻辣锅,清汤锅的隔壁就是麻辣锅,所以清汤锅就是麻辣隔壁的意思…麻辣隔壁....

哥几个合资要开一家公司,为了彰显公司的牛逼,特取名“能力”!“能力公司”听着多霸气啊!兴高采烈地从工商局拿回执照,哥几个傻眼了,只见执照上大大地写着“能力有限公司”。

游西湖,提锡壶,锡壶掉西湖,惜乎锡壶;牛逼的下联:谈反腐,要反复。反腐须反复,反复反腐!

上班路上,千里车流,万里人潮。望大街内外,车行如龟,司机烦躁,一步不动,总是红灯憋出niao。交通如此多焦,引无数大款上公交。惜奥迪A6,慢如蜗牛。奔驰宝马,无处发飙。一代天骄,兰博基尼,泪看电驴儿把车超。俱往矣,还数自行车,边蹬边笑。

【男人八想】——一想车房免费;二想单身万岁;三想工资翻倍;四想美 女成队;五想烟酒不废;六想股票不退;七想想睡就睡;八想外 遇无罪!

曾经有位外国人咨询:“想要研究中国历史去哪里最好呢?”答曰:“想研究唐朝去 日本,宋朝就去韩国,元朝就去蒙古,明朝就去缅甸,清朝的话就去香港,民国时代就去台湾,研究八年抗战去横店,至于文化大GE命嘛,去朝鲜就行了。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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