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3. 男友上次跟一群同学去打架。到了一看全是那种小平头皮夹克小混混，双方对峙ing~~~这时突然有人来了一句了：“数码宝贝挺好看的哈~”话音刚落意识到自己好像说错话了。突然对方一个人超兴奋的说：“就是就是！主题曲也好听！我看了三遍！”然后，然后，没有然后了。
4. 昨天跟宿舍哥几个出去喝酒，刚醒来便问老大，昨天哥几个喝完酒有什么不雅事。老大,坐床头看了睡着的老三: “咱哥几个是没有脸见人了，昨天你喝醉见人就亲，咱学校看门大爷正在跟他老伴解释，你俩不是爷孙恋，最出名的是老三，脱裤子在栏杆上蹭啊蹭，拉都拉不住，还让你去干他！我准备退学了！”
5. 宿舍一奇葩懒室友，玩游戏能玩几天几夜坐那不动，衣服什么的都不洗放在哪儿！周日晚上吃火锅，大家都自己带点素材，奇葩懒室友也拿来了几颗蘑菇。吃完后，大家都开始问那个奇葩室友说：“你天天不出去，哪儿来的蘑菇？”室友玩着电脑漫不经心的说：“我看盆里的内裤上长了几个蘑菇，就把他摘了下来。。。”那天晚上，我们宿舍的人彻夜未眠！
6. 我印象中的文武双全应该是：文能提笔安天下，武能上马定乾坤，文武双全。老妈生动的给我演绎了另一个解释：文能骂我不重样，武能揍我成鳖孙，文武双拳。
7. 早一段时间在街上，看见四个男的打一个要饭的老头，就上去劝架：“为什么打人家一个老头啊？”“妈的，来店里要钱，不给还编顺口溜骂人！”（我本人也是挺讨厌这种人的，我自己店里也是经常来这种人，）但是又感觉老头挺可怜的，把老头给救了，然后又给了老头二十块钱，让他买点东西吃，第二天老头碰巧到我店里要钱，一看是我，就要走，我怜悯之心又上来了，给了他一把零钱，（平时我也是能给五毛不给一块的人）老头看了看我，在我店门口花了个花的标志，从那以后，其他要钱的人从店门口过，看见那个花就不进来了，我是不是进入江湖了啊？？？
8. 急诊室推进一个奄奄一息的男子！医生：“怎么回事？”男子：“开车看美女了！”医生：“撞哪里去了？”男子：“没有，只是副驾上的老婆不高兴了！”
9. 大学住宿生活真恐怖，舍友的各种睡觉方式太吓人。。有打呼噜的，磨牙的，说梦话的。。。等等，哥们我说你说梦话叫我名字也就算了，尼玛让我撅高点是几个意思啊？
10. 一哥们和歌厅陪唱对话 :男:给你500和我出去过夜吧。女:我不是那种人，只陪唱。男:数了一千放茶几上。女:对不起哥，不去。男:数了两千放桌子上。女:我还是不能去 。男:数了五千放茶几上 。女:对不起，我们可以做朋友（土豪我们做朋友吧）。男：数了一万。女：对不起，我只想找一个真心对我的人，多少钱都没用。男：数了5万。女：哥，你想去哪？男:哪也不去了，我只是数数钱。
11. 一对夫妻吵架，男的吵不赢女的，直接躺在床上，一动不动。女的就问，“你躺床上干嘛”？男的回答，“死了”！女的又问，“死了怎么还睁着眼”？ “死不瞑目”！男的回答，女的又问，“那怎么还呼吸”？男的说，“咽不下这口气”！
12.初中时特能吃，妈妈早上给我做满满一保温桶蛋炒饭，带去学校当午饭，这个香啊……一下课我就挖两勺吃吃解馋，下一节课下课又吃点……中午同学们骑车回家吃午饭。我……我……我也回家吃。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
