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1、跟女朋友上街,一转眼就不见人,抬眼一看特么的跟着别人跑了,气的我径直一个人就回家了,正在郁闷中女友又回来了,进门就一顿胖骂:“你TM哪里去了,老娘追了三条街才把包包抢回来”
2、天冷,和女友一个被窝,搂着她我感叹道:别人找个女友100斤,我的女友130斤,加量30%,加量不加价,我赚了耶!
女友看了我回道:别人的男友1米8,我的男友1米6,我的男友缺斤短两,我可是赔大了呀!
我。。。
3、周末去逛街!看着街上的女孩都是大胸!
就跟女友说,你看她们都带胸器上街,你呢?!
谁知这货来了一句:老娘一向是带暗器上街的,做人要低调。
4、女朋友谈了没多久就分了。我问她为什么。
她说,你就像个孩子似的,幼稚。
我不服,刚认识的时候你不说我成熟吗?
她蔑了我一眼,说道:我又没说你的性格。。
5、某男请某美女吃火锅,美女点了一大桌羊肉卷,牛肉卷,毛肚,百叶。。。
吃完饭,男要送美女回家,美女脸红红的说“如果你吃完饭直接带我去开房,我必然会拒绝,但没想到你是正人君子,所以我愿意和你开房!”
说完用灼热的眼神看着男人,男子捏着剩下的5元钱在夜风中吼道:“你不吃这么多能死啊?准备开房的钱都TM让你吃光了!
6、男:我最反对家庭暴力了,会影响感情的!
女:嗯!
男:我说的有道理吧 ?
女:嗯!
男:我以后都会对你很好的 !
女:嗯!
男:那你以后别打我了好吗 ?
女:嗯?!!!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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