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1. 本人一直酒精过敏,滴酒不沾。以前经常都在想要是我结婚的时候该怎么办,用什么敬酒?是喝饮料?还是作假喝白开水? 直到现在我才知道我想得太多了………
2. 老妈怕我早恋,大学前我一直是板寸,大学两年终于长发及腰,中分女神,尼玛 现在小学、初中、高中同学都不认识我了。以前的好哥们也无法正视我了。。。。
3. 一次去麦当劳,见一男孩带着一女孩点了一大堆东西,刚坐下女孩就猛吃,而男孩只是慢慢的吃着薯条好像有什么心事,突然男孩说:“我能追你吗?”女孩依旧低着头吃并含糊不清的说:“不行...”男孩默默的叹了一气:“那就算了吧。”女孩轻轻抬起头指着大堆食物说:“那这些..我还能..吃吗?”男孩苦笑着:“吃吧,吃吧。”... 敢问这么可爱的妹纸还有多少,要是我会死追不舍!!!
4.刚才和同学打雪仗,一女同学拿个雪球砸我头上了,我追上她,把雪球顺着脖子塞进去了…… 可能雪球滑到胸里了,她拉着我不放,让我给她掏出来,亏得我劲大,挣脱了…… 现在想想,有点后悔,我要挣脱干嘛……
5. 昨晚哥几个在宿舍抽烟,突然班任来检查,一推开门好浓的烟味,班任就说“抽烟的出来”哥几个都出去了!班任就拿出一瓶花露水,“赶快把烟味清理掉,等会校长会亲自来检查的”
这样的班任,我想说中国需要你……
6. 女人对男人最大的侮辱是什么?是让你跪搓衣板、跪键盘?还是不给你零花钱?错,你们都错了,最大的侮辱就是让你蹲着尿尿……
7. 昨晚和老公看电视,老公说:“电视里的女演员一脸的克夫相”,我贱贱的凑过脸问他:“那我呢?我是不是天生旺夫相?”老公瞟了瞟说:“遇到你,只能说我命硬。。。”
8. 在浴室里碰到女朋友她爹,刚出浴池,她爹拿出盒烟来,拿根给我。我腼腆的说:“叔叔我不会抽烟。”她爹说:“别跟我装纯了,我指不定把女儿给谁呢。”我听完,想了会,从柜子里掏出盒中华说:“叔叔15块的烟我抽不惯,来抽我的。 ”原谅我这一生放荡不羁爱装逼。。。
9. 老婆:“老公,你跟毛毛怎么了? ”老公:“没怎么呀!”老婆:“那毛毛说你们俩闹矛盾了?”老公:“哦,就是前天去超市,毛毛让我帮他带吃的,问了好多遍吃什么他都说随便!”老婆:“恩然后呢?”老公:“然后我就给他带了包盐.”
10. 公司来了一50多岁的大客户,晚上招待他,酒足饭饱后经理拉他去红灯区找乐子,客户一本正经的说:“我都这把年纪了,不想对不起我的父母,不想对不起我的孩子,更不想对不起深爱我的妻”,在经理的半推半就中来到了红灯区,面对性感小姐的挑逗,客户摇摇头叹了气:“都这把年纪了,再不玩玩就对不起我弟弟了”。。。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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